On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
> <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
>
> Wayne,
>
> I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning all my
> websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang of it here,
> and should be able to get your nudies up online within the week.
>
> (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in bed!)
>
> Carol
>

Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:
>
> >
> > <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
> >
> > Wayne,
> >
> > I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning all
my
> > websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang of it
here,
> > and should be able to get your nudies up online within the week.
> >
> > (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in bed!)
> >
> > Carol
>
> Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!

Who cares? I'm gonna make a bundle on the click-thrus to my site!

Carol, checking out the 2005 Mercedes models

On Sat 07 May 2005 09:41:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> >
>> > <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
>> >
>> > Wayne,
>> >
>> > I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning all
>> > my websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang of it
>> > here, and should be able to get your nudies up online within the
>> > week.
>> >
>> > (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in bed!)
>> >
>> > Carol
>>
>> Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!
>
> Who cares? I'm gonna make a bundle on the click-thrus to my site!

You are wicked, shameless, and uncaring!

> Carol, checking out the 2005 Mercedes models

Personally, I'd rather have a Bentley. Of course, after the lawsuit is
settled, I'll be able to afford one!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:41:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> rec.food.cooking:
>
> >
> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> >> rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >> > <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
> >> >
> >> > Wayne,
> >> >
> >> > I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning
all
> >> > my websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang of
it
> >> > here, and should be able to get your nudies up online within the
> >> > week.
> >> >
> >> > (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in
bed!)
> >>
> >> Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!
> >
> > Who cares? I'm gonna make a bundle on the click-thrus to my site!
>
> You are wicked, shameless, and uncaring!

Not true. I am simply sharing, out of the goodness of my heart, some
very classy erotica on my personal website. And I'll make some honest
income in the process. It's win-win.

> > Carol, checking out the 2005 Mercedes models
>
> Personally, I'd rather have a Bentley. Of course, after the lawsuit
is
> settled, I'll be able to afford one!

Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I leave a
big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!

Carol

On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:41:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> >
>> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> >> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >> > <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
>> >> >
>> >> > Wayne,
>> >> >
>> >> > I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning
>> >> > all my websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang
>> >> > of it here, and should be able to get your nudies up online
>> >> > within the week.
>> >> >
>> >> > (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in
>> >> > bed!)
>> >>
>> >> Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!
>> >
>> > Who cares? I'm gonna make a bundle on the click-thrus to my site!
>>
>> You are wicked, shameless, and uncaring!
>
> Not true. I am simply sharing, out of the goodness of my heart, some
> very classy erotica on my personal website. And I'll make some honest
> income in the process. It's win-win.
>
>> > Carol, checking out the 2005 Mercedes models
>>
>> Personally, I'd rather have a Bentley. Of course, after the lawsuit
>> is settled, I'll be able to afford one!
>
> Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
> You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I leave a
> big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
>
> Carol

Aha! Now your true colors are coming out! I surmised what you were up to
when you weren't on rfc!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:41:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> >
>> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 09:27:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> >> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >> > <snip conversation regarding the nude photos of Wayne>
>> >> >
>> >> > Wayne,
>> >> >
>> >> > I've been having a rough time re-learning html since abandoning
>> >> > all my websites a few years ago. BUT! I think I've got the hang
>> >> > of it here, and should be able to get your nudies up online
>> >> > within the week.
>> >> >
>> >> > (You guys are gonna love the ones of Wayne and Paula Abdul in
>> >> > bed!)
>> >>
>> >> Paula will *not* be happy about being exposed on rfc!
>> >
>> > Who cares? I'm gonna make a bundle on the click-thrus to my site!
>>
>> You are wicked, shameless, and uncaring!
>
> Not true. I am simply sharing, out of the goodness of my heart, some
> very classy erotica on my personal website. And I'll make some honest
> income in the process. It's win-win.
>
>> > Carol, checking out the 2005 Mercedes models
>>
>> Personally, I'd rather have a Bentley. Of course, after the lawsuit
>> is settled, I'll be able to afford one!
>
> Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
> You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I leave a
> big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
>
> Carol

HEH! So sue me!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> rec.food.cooking (regarding Wayne's affair with Paula Abdul):
>
> > Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
> > You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I
leave a
> > big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
> >
> > Carol
>
> HEH! So sue me!

I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money once the
erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.

You disgust me!
Carol

On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking (regarding Wayne's affair with Paula Abdul):
>>
>> > Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
>> > You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I leave
>> > a big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
>> >
>> > Carol
>>
>> HEH! So sue me!
>
> I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money once the
> erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.

Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!

> You disgust me!

You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> rec.food.cooking:
>
> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> >> rec.food.cooking (regarding Wayne's affair with Paula Abdul):
> >>
> >> > Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
> >> > You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I
leave
> >> > a big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
> >> >
> >> > Carol
> >>
> >> HEH! So sue me!
> >
> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money once
the
> > erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
>
> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>
> > You disgust me!
>
> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)

YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but you
were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:

IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona

On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> >> rec.food.cooking (regarding Wayne's affair with Paula Abdul):
>> >>
>> >> > Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
>> >> > You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I
>> >> > leave a big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
>> >> >
>> >> > Carol
>> >>
>> >> HEH! So sue me!
>> >
>> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money once
>> > the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
>>
>> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>>
>> > You disgust me!
>>
>> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
>
> YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
> could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but you
> were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:

Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!

> IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.

> Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona

Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?

Which is your specialty?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> rec.food.cooking:
>
> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> >> rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> HEH! So sue me!
> >> >
> >> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
once
> >> > the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
> >>
> >> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
> >>
> >> > You disgust me!
> >>
> >> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
> >
> > YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
> > could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
you
> > were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
>
> Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!

Wayne, you're breaking my heart.

> > IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.

But you don't love him! You love me!

> > Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>
> Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>
> Which is your specialty?

C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?

Carol

On Sat 07 May 2005 11:37:57p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> >> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> HEH! So sue me!
>> >> >
>> >> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
>> >> > once the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my
>> >> > site.
>> >>
>> >> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>> >>
>> >> > You disgust me!
>> >>
>> >> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
>> >
>> > YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
>> > could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
>> > you were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
>>
>> Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!
>
> Wayne, you're breaking my heart.

They don't call me the heartbreak kid for nothing!

>> > IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>
> But you don't love him! You love me!

I love too many and too well!

>> > Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>
>> Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>
>> Which is your specialty?
>
> C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?

A surprise birthday cake, maybe. A surprise murder...not so much!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>
>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>HEH! So sue me!
>>>>>
>>>>>I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
>
> once
>
>>>>>the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
>>>>
>>>>Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>You disgust me!
>>>>
>>>>You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
>>>
>>>YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
>>>could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
>
> you
>
>>>were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
>>
>>Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!
>
>
> Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>
>
>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>
>
> But you don't love him! You love me!
>
>
>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>
>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>
>>Which is your specialty?
>
>
> C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>
> Carol
>

Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
will I.

Any volunteers? I think not.

Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of you?

On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>HEH! So sue me!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
>>
>> once
>>
>>>>>>the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
>>>>>
>>>>>Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>You disgust me!
>>>>>
>>>>>You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
>>>>
>>>>YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
>>>>could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
>>
>> you
>>
>>>>were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
>>>
>>>Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!
>>
>>
>> Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>
>>
>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>
>>
>> But you don't love him! You love me!
>>
>>
>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>
>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>
>>>Which is your specialty?
>>
>>
>> C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>
>> Carol
>>
>
> Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
> everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
> exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
> SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
> will I.
>
> Any volunteers? I think not.
>
> Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
> you?

Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies in
her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced stupor.
Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's a shame
and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will be raided
by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>
>>
>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>
>>>
>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>
>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>
>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>
>>>
>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>
>>>Carol
>>>
>>
>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>will I.
>>
>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>
>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>you?
>
>
> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies in
> her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced stupor.
> Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's a shame
> and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will be raided
> by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.
>

The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
which was posted on the bulletin board. )

On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>
>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>
>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>
>>>>Carol
>>>>
>>>
>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>will I.
>>>
>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>
>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>you?
>>
>>
>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>> Rikers.
>>
>
> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the

The police were probably afraid to come!

> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> which was posted on the bulletin board. )

Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)



--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>
>>
>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>
>>>>>Carol
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
>>>
>>>
>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>>Rikers.
>>>
>>
>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
>
>
> The police were probably afraid to come!
>
>
>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
>
> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
> else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
>
>
I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
reputation is at stake here.

A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
said:

>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
>>>
>>>
>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>> Rikers.
>>
>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>
>The police were probably afraid to come!
>
>> However,
>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
>else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near future,
too!

Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
--
Coming at you live, from beautiful Lake Woebegon

On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
> said:
>
>>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>> rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>> spending your days on Rikers.
>>>
>>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>>
>>The police were probably afraid to come!
>>
>>> However,
>>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
> WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
> absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws bawdy
parties!

> And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
> burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> future, too!

I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
Margaret's depraved guest lists!

> Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again

You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
arsenic a mile away!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Sun 08 May 2005 02:18:02p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Carol
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>>It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>>bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>>spending your days on Rikers.
>>>>
>>>
>>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
>>
>>
>> The police were probably afraid to come!
>>
>>
>>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>>
>> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>> what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>>
>>
>>
> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
> reputation is at stake here.

Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
Mayflower Madame?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>
> > said:
> >
> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,

> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
indecent
> >>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.

> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
and
> >>>>>neither will I.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
think of
> >>>>>you?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
orgies
> >>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
wine-induced
> >>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at
them!
> >>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
> >>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
> >>>> spending your days on Rikers.
> >>>
> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
> >>
> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
> >>
> >>> However,
> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
the
> >>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
nude
> >>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
notice
> >>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
> >>
> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
was
> >>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
wonder
> >>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
> >
> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
my
> > absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
trollop!
>
> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
bawdy
> parties!
>
> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my
hunka-hunka
> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> > future, too!
>
> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
> Margaret's depraved guest lists!

When did you become so cynical, my love?

> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>
> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
> arsenic a mile away!

Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Carol

In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>

Nope. Not the one imploring me to keep my skivvies out of the
building's trashcans, either.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> > next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> > super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> > dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> > elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> > which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
> else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
-- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> > On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>rec.food.cooking:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Which is your specialty?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Carol
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
> >>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
> >>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
> >>>>Your
> >>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
> >>>>will I.
> >>>>
> >>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
> >>>>you?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
> >>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
> >>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
> >>>It's
> >>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal
> >>>will
> >>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
> >>>Rikers.
> >>>
> >>
> >>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
> >
> >
> > The police were probably afraid to come!
> >
> >
> >>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
> >>the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
> >>nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> >>which was posted on the bulletin board. )

> > Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
> > was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
> > wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy?

I think 'orgy' IS the polite term.

> My reputation is at stake here.

Is that what you told them at Zabar's? 8^)
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:
(snippage)
> > I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> > was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
> > reputation is at stake here.
>
> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
> rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
> Mayflower Madame?

The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful, Bucko
-- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:07:46p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>> > > said:
>> >
>> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>
>> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
>> >>>>>indecent exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows
>> >>>>>what else.
>
>> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
>> >>>>>and neither will I.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
>> >>>>>think of you?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
>> >>>> orgies in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
>> >>>> wine-induced stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc
>> >>>> shows up at them! It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not
>> >>>> careful, your next bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the
>> >>>> lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.
>> >>>
>> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>> >>
>> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
>> >>
>> >>> However,
>> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
>> >>> the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
>> >>> nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
>> >>> notice which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>> >>
>> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
>> >>was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
>> >>wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>> >
>> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
>> > my absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
>> > trollop!
>>
>> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
>> bawdy parties!
>>
>> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
>> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
>> > future, too!
>>
>> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
>> Margaret's depraved guest lists!
>
> When did you become so cynical, my love?

Well, I'm right aren't I?

>> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>>
>> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
>> arsenic a mile away!
>
> Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Margaret keeps a cabinet full of antidotes.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>
>>On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>
> >
>
>>>said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
>
> rec.food.cooking:
>
>>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>
>
>>>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
>
> indecent
>
>>>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>
>
>>>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
>
> and
>
>>>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
>
> think of
>
>>>>>>>you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
>
> orgies
>
>>>>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
>
> wine-induced
>
>>>>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at
>
> them!
>
>>>>>>It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>>>>bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>>>>spending your days on Rikers.
>>>>>
>>>>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>>>>
>>>>The police were probably afraid to come!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>However,
>>>>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
>
> the
>
>>>>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
>
> nude
>
>>>>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>>>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
>
> notice
>
>>>>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>>>
>>>>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
>
> was
>
>>>>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
>
> wonder
>
>>>>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>>>
>>>WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
>
> my
>
>>>absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
>
> trollop!
>
>> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
>
> bawdy
>
>> parties!
>>
>>
>>>And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my
>
> hunka-hunka
>
>>>burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
>>>future, too!
>>
>>I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
>>Margaret's depraved guest lists!
>
>
> When did you become so cynical, my love?
>
>
>>>Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>>
>>You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
>>arsenic a mile away!
>
>
> Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!
>
> Carol
>
Cyanide is yummy, it tastes like the kernel in the apricot pit.
Assuming I caught your hunka-hunka man, may I assure you that I would
no longer remember what to do with him. ( Unless you refresh my
memory. I do remember that schlag (whipped cream) was part of the
fun. But I why, why???? Oh, old age, how cruel......

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:14:14p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Margaret Suran
> > wrote:
>
>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>
> Nope. Not the one imploring me to keep my skivvies out of the
> building's trashcans, either.

Did it implore you to keep them on?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:15:24p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>> > next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> > super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> > dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> > elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> > which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>> what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
> In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
> -- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.

I thought as much. You must have tried it with success.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:19:13p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
> (snippage)
>> > I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
>> > was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
>> > reputation is at stake here.
>>
>> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
>> rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
>> Mayflower Madame?
>
> The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful, Bucko
> -- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.

There are many opeative words, "most" being only one of them. Now, now, no
need for threats! ;-)

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> > In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
> > -- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.
>
> I thought as much. You must have tried it with success.

Not me. I don't drink much. I just get the reports. :-0) I dated a
guy once who was horrified when I asked for 7-Up with my Scotch. (Hey,
I wasn't even old enough to be drinking legally at the time.)
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> On Sun 08 May 2005 03:14:14p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > In article >, Margaret Suran
> > > wrote:
> >
> >> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
> >> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> >> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> >> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> >> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
> >>
> >
> > Nope. Not the one imploring me to keep my skivvies out of the
> > building's trashcans, either.
>
> Did it implore you to keep them on?

<g> It's my secret to packing for a trip: I bring the schmata undies
and leave them behind. I've got undies all over Manhattan. Pity the
poof trash-pickers-through.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:
(snip)
> >> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that
> >> in most rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth.
> >> Remember the Mayflower Madame?
> >
> > The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful,
> > Bucko -- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.
>
> There are many opeative words, "most" being only one of them. Now,
> now, no need for threats! ;-)

All it was. I wouldn't.
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-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton