Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> rec.food.cooking:
>
> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >
> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
> >> rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> HEH! So sue me!
> >> >
> >> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
once
> >> > the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
> >>
> >> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
> >>
> >> > You disgust me!
> >>
> >> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
> >
> > YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
> > could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
you
> > were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
>
> Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!

Wayne, you're breaking my heart.

> > IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.

But you don't love him! You love me!

> > Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>
> Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>
> Which is your specialty?

C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?

Carol