On Sun 08 May 2005 03:07:46p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>> > > said:
>> >
>> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>
>> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
>> >>>>>indecent exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows
>> >>>>>what else.
>
>> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
>> >>>>>and neither will I.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
>> >>>>>think of you?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
>> >>>> orgies in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
>> >>>> wine-induced stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc
>> >>>> shows up at them! It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not
>> >>>> careful, your next bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the
>> >>>> lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.
>> >>>
>> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>> >>
>> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
>> >>
>> >>> However,
>> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
>> >>> the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
>> >>> nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
>> >>> notice which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>> >>
>> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
>> >>was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
>> >>wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>> >
>> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
>> > my absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
>> > trollop!
>>
>> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
>> bawdy parties!
>>
>> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
>> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
>> > future, too!
>>
>> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
>> Margaret's depraved guest lists!
>
> When did you become so cynical, my love?

Well, I'm right aren't I?

>> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>>
>> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
>> arsenic a mile away!
>
> Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Margaret keeps a cabinet full of antidotes.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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