Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
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>>>
>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
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>>>
>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
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>>>
>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>
>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>
>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>
>>>
>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>
>>>Carol
>>>
>>
>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>will I.
>>
>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>
>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>you?
>
>
> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies in
> her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced stupor.
> Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's a shame
> and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will be raided
> by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.
>

The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
which was posted on the bulletin board. )