In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> > On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>rec.food.cooking:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Which is your specialty?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Carol
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
> >>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
> >>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
> >>>>Your
> >>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
> >>>>will I.
> >>>>
> >>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
> >>>>you?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
> >>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
> >>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
> >>>It's
> >>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal
> >>>will
> >>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
> >>>Rikers.
> >>>
> >>
> >>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
> >
> >
> > The police were probably afraid to come!
> >
> >
> >>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
> >>the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
> >>nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> >>which was posted on the bulletin board. )

> > Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
> > was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
> > wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy?

I think 'orgy' IS the polite term.

> My reputation is at stake here.

Is that what you told them at Zabar's? 8^)
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-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton