On Sun 08 May 2005 02:18:02p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
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>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>>rec.food.cooking:
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>>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
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>>>>>
>>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
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>>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>>>
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
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>>>>>>
>>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Carol
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>>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
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>>>>
>>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>>It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>>bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>>spending your days on Rikers.
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>>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
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>> The police were probably afraid to come!
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>>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
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>> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>> what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
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> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
> reputation is at stake here.

Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
Mayflower Madame?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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