On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat 07 May 2005 10:14:03p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>> >> rec.food.cooking (regarding Wayne's affair with Paula Abdul):
>> >>
>> >> > Lawsuit? LAWSUIT? You would stoop so low as to sue this woman?
>> >> > You're a real *******, you know that? When *I* am serviced, I
>> >> > leave a big tip. I do NOT sue the gentlemen. Hmph!
>> >> >
>> >> > Carol
>> >>
>> >> HEH! So sue me!
>> >
>> > I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money once
>> > the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
>>
>> Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
>>
>> > You disgust me!
>>
>> You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
>
> YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
> could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but you
> were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:

Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!

> IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.

> Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona

Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?

Which is your specialty?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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