Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
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>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:55:00p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>rec.food.cooking:
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>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
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>>>>On Sat 07 May 2005 10:35:41p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
>>>>rec.food.cooking:
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>>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
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>>>>>>HEH! So sue me!
>>>>>
>>>>>I have no need for your dirty money. I'll make lots of money
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> once
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>>>>>the erotic pictures of you and Paris are uploaded to my site.
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>>>>Name dropper! You just wish you could be on the list!
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>>>>>You disgust me!
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>>>>You see, I do stir your emotions! ;-)
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>>>YES! IT'S TRUE! I WANT YOU SO BAD, IT'S KILLING ME! I thought I
>>>could lure you to my cook-in so I could have my way with you, but
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> you
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>>>were too smart for me. So I've decided one thing:
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>>Yes, you see that those creative avoidance classes paid off big time!
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> Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
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>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
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> But you don't love him! You love me!
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>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
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>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
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>>Which is your specialty?
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> C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
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> Carol
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Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
will I.

Any volunteers? I think not.

Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of you?