On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

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> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
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>>>>
>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>
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>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>
>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>
>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>
>>>>Carol
>>>>
>>>
>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>will I.
>>>
>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>
>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>you?
>>
>>
>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>> Rikers.
>>
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> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the

The police were probably afraid to come!

> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> which was posted on the bulletin board. )

Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)



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Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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