She's playing everyone. Stop feeding
the troll.

Dora

On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 16:16:41 -0500, shelly wrote:

>On Fri, 17 Jun 2005 17:08:07 -0400, "Otto Bahn"
> wrote:
>
>>QUICK CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD -- SEE PREVIOUS POSTS!
>
>my email doesn't have a password. i just click on it and it opens.

Mine does that too! This Outlook Express thing is quite easy. I must
say that being new to computer-dom, I heard all this was complicated
and I was a bit afraid of trying something new at my age, but these
Microsoft people have certainly "written the book" on using computers.
I don't understand your acronyms, but I'll learn in time.

--
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Harming humanity since 1951.
"McGonnell, welcome to Plonksville, population: You"
-- Stacia

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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 09:53:19 -0400, limey wrote:

>
>She's playing everyone. Stop feeding
>the troll.

Now would somebody explain "troll" to me?

--
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On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 09:56:02 GMT,
(AlleyGator) wrote:

>I think you seem to be the only one acting the part of snotty b****
>here, Shelly.

i've never met such rude people in all my life! and to blame poor Sarah
is must plain mean. you owe her an apology.

>let alone sending the guy an email
>to let him know you're bored and juvenile enoughto to not only troll,
>but admit it and be proud of it.

now you're starting to sound kooky. Otto was the one who e-mailed that
porn to me, not the other way around.

>That's a shame, too, because I liked
>your art.

thank you. it's not mine, but i'll tell my daughter you liked it.

>I spent some time getting the food links together for you,
>so at least I hope you can make use of those.

actually, i *am* looking for a good vegetarian recipe for black-eyed
peas. a friend of mine made them in a sort of stir-fry, mixed with
cabbage and onions, and it was really good.

>I think you might enjoy hanging out
>here once in a while if you'd give it a chance. Might learn something
>too - I have.

the day we stop learning is the day we die.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God.
-- Thomas Jefferson

On 18 Jun 2005 10:46:03 GMT, dogsnus > wrote:

>Yeah Sarah/Shelly, if that IS your real name.
>Stop acting like an quadruple asterisk!
>H E double l toothpick!

it's sHelly, to you, young missy, and please to be not forgetting it!

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks.
-- Edward Gorey, The Gashlycrumb Tinies

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 04:19:30 GMT, Dave Bell >
wrote:

>B*B

Boob? izzat you?

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

The most beautiful things are those that madness prompts and reason
writes.
-- Andre Gide

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:21:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:

>Mine does that too! This Outlook Express thing is quite easy.

i love it too! now, i just need to figure out how i can attach pictures
to these emails, so that i can show all of you my lovely grandkids.

>I don't understand your acronyms, but I'll learn in time.

be careful who you ask for help. some of the people on this board are
really rude.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

Let each man exercise the art he knows.
-- Aristophanes, Wasps

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 09:53:19 -0400, "limey" > wrote:

>She's playing everyone. Stop feeding the troll.

gee, you're really bossy.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of
liking them.
-- Jane Austen

shelly > wrote:

>actually, i *am* looking for a good vegetarian recipe for black-eyed
>peas. a friend of mine made them in a sort of stir-fry, mixed with
>cabbage and onions, and it was really good.

At least one or two of the links were vegetarian, I think. That's
clever - vegetarian black-eyed peas.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

shelly > wrote:

>gee, you're really bossy.

NO, actually people here are quite forgiving of someone who has a bad
day - they're still waiting to see if you'll come back to earth, stop
your bizarre trolling and become a contributor. Your loss.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 18:34:22 GMT,
(AlleyGator) wrote:

>At least one or two of the links were vegetarian, I think.

i'll look. thanks!

>That's clever - vegetarian black-eyed peas.

i live in the land of meat, where most people cook black-eyed peas with
sausage. ugh. and, you'd be surprised at what passes for vegetarian.
i can't count the number of times i've been told "it's veggie" when "it"
*clearly* has chicken and/or chicken broth in it.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

I imagine that yes is the only living thing.
-- e.e. cummings

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 18:37:40 GMT,
(AlleyGator) wrote:

>NO, actually people here are quite forgiving of someone who has a bad
>day - they're still waiting to see if you'll come back to earth, stop
>your bizarre trolling and become a contributor. Your loss.

i've been a contributor here for a long time.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

I don't believe in an art that is not born out of man's need to open his
heart.
-- Edvard Munch

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:51:02 -0500, shelly wrote:

> On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:21:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> > wrote:
>
> >Mine does that too! This Outlook Express thing is quite easy.
>
Most likely your password is automatic and it is the same password you
use for your ISP. The reason why you don't think you have one is
because you've automated your system. Try entering your mailbox via
the web and you'll quickly find out you need a password.

> i love it too! now, i just need to figure out how i can attach pictures
> to these emails, so that i can show all of you my lovely grandkids.
>
You'll find out quickly that pictures are unwelcome in text
newsgroups. However, if you can figure out how to upload them to your
personal web space (or to http://photos.yahoo.com/), you are welcome
to post a link!

AlleyGator wrote:
> NO, actually people here are quite forgiving of someone who has a bad
> day - they're still waiting to see if you'll come back to earth, stop
> your bizarre trolling and become a contributor. Your loss.

So, just what the heck is this "kibology" thing, and how
does one contribute to it, anyway??2?

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 15:19:21 -0400, Marc Goodman
> wrote:

>So, just what the heck is this "kibology" thing,

that it is is answer enough.

>and how does one contribute to it, anyway??2?

US$20 SAIT. oh, hey, is that the Obvious Bag?

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

As Leonardo da Vinci investigated the depths of the human body and
sectioned dead corps, so I try to section souls.
-- Edvard Munch

AlleyGator wrote:
> sarah bennett > wrote:
>
>
>>ok, i give up. it seems the only attitude one can have on usenet is
>>snotty bitch or newbie, apparently.
>
>
> I think you seem to be the only one acting the part of snotty b****
> here, Shelly. For the life of me, I can't figure out how someone
> thinks that what you did is funny, let alone sending the guy an email
> to let him know you're bored and juvenile enoughto to not only troll,
> but admit it and be proud of it. That's a shame, too, because I liked
> your art. I spent some time getting the food links together for you,
> so at least I hope you can make use of those. Now, maybe we should
> all just step back and forget it. I think you might enjoy hanging out
> here once in a while if you'd give it a chance. Might learn something
> too - I have.
>

um, I am not shelly. please pay attention

saerah

"It's not a gimmick, it's an incentive."- asterbark, afca

aware of the manifold possibilities of the future

"I think there's a clause in the Shaman's and Jujumen's Local #57 Union
contract that they have to have reciprocity for each other's shop rules."
-König Prüß

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:34:08 -0700, sf > wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 13:51:47 -0500, in rec.food.cooking you wrote:
>
>> i've been a contributor here for a long time.
>
>Not unless you go by a different name and use a address.

sf (if that's your real name and i doubt that it is),

why are you email stalking me? anyway, i've been here--using this name
and address--for years. but perhaps your "here" and my "here" are two
different places?

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt, This Is My Story, 1937

shelly wrote:
> sf (if that's your real name and i doubt that it is),
>
> why are you email stalking me? anyway, i've been here--using this name
> and address--for years. but perhaps your "here" and my "here" are two
> different places?

I can vouch for her. She posts here all the time. I think
she must be using an old Apple ][ or something, though, because
I don't think she even has a mouse.

sarah bennett > wrote:

>um, I am not shelly. please pay attention

Sorry Sarah. Now that explains what she meant by "blaming" you - that
was confusing. Got my followups confused.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

shelly > wrote:

>i've been a contributor here for a long time.

OK, this is all clear now. You're posting from alt.religion.kibology
which is where you've been for a long time, not rec.food.cooking. Why
would you find it necessary to crosspost to two unrelated groups,
Shelly? That's part of the confusion. Anyway, this would all seem to
fit into the theme of Kibology, I suppose <G>.

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

Marc Goodman > wrote:

>So, just what the heck is this "kibology" thing, and how
>does one contribute to it, anyway??2?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibology

--
The Doc says my brain waves closely match those of a crazed ferret.
At least now I have an excuse.

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 21:07:05 GMT,
(AlleyGator) wrote:

>Why would you find it necessary to crosspost to two unrelated
>groups, Shelly?

i didn't.

>That's part of the confusion. Anyway, this would all seem to
>fit into the theme of Kibology, I suppose <G>.

i'm glad that that's finally been cleared up! i forgot to leave a trail
of bread crumbs and was dispairing that i'd *ever* find my way home
again.

--
shelly
http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette || http://cat-sidh.blogspot.com

It is not the form that dictates the color, but the color that brings
out the form.
-- Hans Hoffman

"sarah bennett" > wrote

> >>>I think you're a troll.
> >>
> >>Yes she is an ultimate Troll - go look at her blog, where she talks
> >>about developing websites. I actually broke down and tried to help
> >>somebody - what an idiot I was <G>
> >
> >
> > She might just be new at the usenet, but maybe
> > I do have some egg on my head. She sent me an
> > email that just said "YHBT. HTH. HAND." What
> > the hell is that all about?
>
> she's making fun of you for defining a newsreader as "just a part of
> your web browser (IE, Netscape, etc)"

I've used both and the newsreader button is on the menu
in both. Here's a hint: You don't have to quote my .sig.

> the acronym is "You Have Been Trolled. Hope That Helps. Have A Nice Day."

Cripes, here's egg on my head. Anybody got any wool to
go with it?

> and, oh yeah, google is your friend.

As much as I use google, I'm not going to anthropomorphize
it. Are you trolling me too?

--oTTo--

"shelly" > wrote

> >she's making fun of you for defining a newsreader as "just a part of
> >your web browser (IE, Netscape, etc)"
>
> not true! i would *never* make fun of Mr. Bahn. he's dreamy.

Wah! Someone calls me "dreamy", but it's prat of
a troll. That means I'm undreamy!

--oTTo--

"shelly" > wrote

> now you're starting to sound kooky. Otto was the one who e-mailed that
> porn to me, not the other way around.

I did?! Are you SURE?! I don't remember sending
you porn. I must have a virus or something.

> >That's a shame, too, because I liked
> >your art.
>
> thank you. it's not mine, but i'll tell my daughter you liked it.

I hope she didn't put my porn on the internet. Some
of that is personal. Please delete it.

--oTTo--

"AlleyGator" > wrote

> >So, just what the heck is this "kibology" thing, and how
> >does one contribute to it, anyway??2?
>
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibology

I don't get it...?

--oTTo--

"Marc Goodman" > wrote

> >> You'll never get elected president of the honor society with
> >> a crappy attitude like that, young lady!
> >
> >
> > Or more importanter, win the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
>
> Why does Betty Crocker only come in boxes?
> No, wait, I told that wrong.

ROTF! ROTF LOL!

--oTTo--

AlleyGator > wrote:
>shelly > wrote:
>>i've been a contributor here for a long time.
>
>OK, this is all clear now. You're posting from alt.religion.kibology
>which is where you've been for a long time, not rec.food.cooking. Why
>would you find it necessary to crosspost to two unrelated groups,
>Shelly? That's part of the confusion. Anyway, this would all seem to
>fit into the theme of Kibology, I suppose <G>.

and suddenly the baking/cooking crafter was ENLIGHTENED

(we've found that in cases where regular trolls get lost in the shuffle
through indistinguishability <pauses to count on fingers ... okay> that
only bizarre trolls still serve the enlightening and/or enleavening
purpose)

I do have to ask: after all this, have you HAND? If not, we can continue...

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

AlleyGator > wrote:
>Marc Goodman > wrote:
>
>>So, just what the heck is this "kibology" thing, and how
>>does one contribute to it, anyway??2?
>
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kibology

omigods! There's, like, a mistake in EVERY sentence! This must be those
copyleft traps I keep hearing about!

(Sometimes two or three!)

Dave
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

AlleyGator > wrote:
>sarah bennett > wrote:
>>um, I am not shelly. please pay attention
>
>Sorry Sarah. Now that explains what she meant by "blaming" you - that
>was confusing. Got my followups confused.

No, that's obviously a missspelling of "blamming", as we here in a.r.k. live
in fear of inadvertent punning.

Dave "advertent or adipose punning, now that has a different Obvious Bag
attached" DeLaney
--
\/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower
It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see
Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK>
http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K.

"David DeLaney" > wrote:

> >>i've been a contributor here for a long time.
> >
> >OK, this is all clear now. You're posting from alt.religion.kibology
> >which is where you've been for a long time, not rec.food.cooking. Why
> >would you find it necessary to crosspost to two unrelated groups,
> >Shelly? That's part of the confusion. Anyway, this would all seem to
> >fit into the theme of Kibology, I suppose <G>.
>
> and suddenly the baking/cooking crafter was ENLIGHTENED
>
> (we've found that in cases where regular trolls get lost in the shuffle
> through indistinguishability <pauses to count on fingers ... okay> that
> only bizarre trolls still serve the enlightening and/or enleavening
> purpose)

How come Wikipedia doesn't mention that all you Kibozos
are Trolls?

--oTTo--

"Otto Bahn" > wrote in
:

> "David DeLaney" > wrote:
>
>> >>i've been a contributor here for a long time.
>> >
>> >OK, this is all clear now. You're posting from
>> >alt.religion.kibology which is where you've been for a
>> >long time, not rec.food.cooking. Why would you find it
>> >necessary to crosspost to two unrelated groups, Shelly?
>> >That's part of the confusion. Anyway, this would all
>> >seem to fit into the theme of Kibology, I suppose <G>.
>>
>> and suddenly the baking/cooking crafter was ENLIGHTENED
>>
>> (we've found that in cases where regular trolls get lost
>> in the shuffle through indistinguishability <pauses to
>> count on fingers ... okay> that only bizarre trolls still
>> serve the enlightening and/or enleavening purpose)
>
> How come Wikipedia doesn't mention that all you Kibozos
> are Trolls?
>

For shame sir - I am not a troll. To start with, I have no
bridge to live under, nor do I eat goats. I might eat goats,
given the opportunity, but as I don't have the opportunity, I
don't.

I may, however, be a fisher of nonsense and absurdity. Good
bait is hard to come by, and must be used sparingly, else the
fishies learn to avoid it. If you can't catch the fishies,
you can't grill them up all nice and flakey and seasoned and
you goes hungry.


--
TeaLady (mari)

Sunshine is not conducive to the efficient work environment.
Therefore all access to the outdoors shall be limited to those
persons who perform non-productive tasks, and managers.

TeaLady (Mari C.) wrote:

> For shame sir - I am not a troll. To start with, I have no
> bridge to live under, nor do I eat goats. I might eat goats,
> given the opportunity, but as I don't have the opportunity, I
> don't.

I suspect that the kind peoples of rfc may be able to provide you with
tasty goat recipes.

If not, I have several - as well as the actual goats. I have sold off
most of my trip, but have a couple yet to relocate.

You should add this one to your recipe link list:

www.copykat.com

It is a site where people post recipes that are very similar to
restaurant recipes. If you want a recipe very similar to Red Lobster's
Crab Alfredo so you can fix it at home, you can find it here.

On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:51:02 -0500, shelly >
wrote:

>On Sat, 18 Jun 2005 12:21:23 -0400, Chris McGonnell
> wrote:
>
>>Mine does that too! This Outlook Express thing is quite easy.
>
>i love it too! now, i just need to figure out how i can attach pictures
>to these emails, so that i can show all of you my lovely grandkids.

hahaha That is one of the easiest things to learn. I do wish we could
go back to Unix and Pine and then there wouldn't be so many ignorant
people in these different groups. Microsoft screwed it for the whole
world since they made it so easy for anyone and everyone to get
connected.
>
>>I don't understand your acronyms, but I'll learn in time.
>
>be careful who you ask for help. some of the people on this board are
>really rude.

"TMG" > wrote

> > For shame sir - I am not a troll. To start with, I have no
> > bridge to live under, nor do I eat goats. I might eat goats,
> > given the opportunity, but as I don't have the opportunity, I
> > don't.

On long trips Mom used to play a game called tea kettle.
You replaced homonyms with the phrase "tea kettle", made
up a sentence with them, and the others had to guess what
it is. "The tea kettle head tea kettled" translates to
"The redhead read." You could only use one exact meaning
at a time, though you could use the noun and verb form of
a word. My mom sorta cheated when she came up with the
hardest one ever: "The tea kettle tea kettle tea kettle."

Translation: "The blue tea kettle blew." Your post had
me thinking of a another one: "The tea kettle tea kettles
about tea kettles."

> I suspect that the kind peoples of rfc may be able to provide you with
> tasty goat recipes. ^^^

IBYM: rsfc.

> If not, I have several - as well as the actual goats. I have sold off
> most of my trip, but have a couple yet to relocate.

Maybe the couple will have kids.

--oTTo--

"Otto Bahn" > wrote in
:

> "TMG" > wrote
>
>> > For shame sir - I am not a troll. To start with, I have
>> > no bridge to live under, nor do I eat goats. I might
>> > eat goats, given the opportunity, but as I don't have
>> > the opportunity, I don't.
>
> On long trips Mom used to play a game called tea kettle.
> You replaced homonyms with the phrase "tea kettle", made
> up a sentence with them, and the others had to guess what
> it is. "The tea kettle head tea kettled" translates to
> "The redhead read." You could only use one exact meaning
> at a time, though you could use the noun and verb form of
> a word. My mom sorta cheated when she came up with the
> hardest one ever: "The tea kettle tea kettle tea kettle."
>
> Translation: "The blue tea kettle blew." Your post had
> me thinking of a another one: "The tea kettle tea kettles
> about tea kettles."
>

Ah, you have discovered my darkest secret - I am the Tea
Kettle Lady.

But not all the time. Sometimes it is dumb luck.

>> I suspect that the kind peoples of rfc may be able to
>> provide you with tasty goat recipes. ^^^
>
> IBYM: rsfc.
>
>> If not, I have several - as well as the actual goats. I
>> have sold off most of my trip, but have a couple yet to
>> relocate.
>

I am lazy - my meat must be killed and packaged for me.
Excepting fishies, which I know how to filet. But red meated
things are not in my scope of ability to de-fur and whack up.


> Maybe the couple will have kids.
>

Is that blam-able ?

--
TeaLady (mari)

Sunshine is not conducive to the efficient work environment.
Therefore all access to the outdoors shall be limited to those
persons who perform non-productive tasks, and managers.

"TeaLady (Mari C.)" > wrote

> I am lazy - my meat must be killed and packaged for me.
> Excepting fishies, which I know how to filet.

Why doesn't it suprise me that a troll knows how to
carve up its victims?

> > Maybe the couple will have kids.
>
> Is that blam-able ?

I already blammed myself.

--oTTo--

Wait...

"AlleyGator" > wrote in message
...
> shelly > wrote:
>
> >thanks! how do i do that?
> >
> Hold the mouse button down, and slide the mouse to highlight one of
> the links. Then either right-click and select "copy" or click edit
> then copy. Then go to your browser URL (address) box, place the
> mouse cursor there, right click and "paste" or edit and then paste.
> Hit enter. I assume you're using internet explorer. Do this for each
> link you want to visit. And stop pulling my leg - if you can blog you
> surely know how to cut and paste <G>

This was exactly my thought soon as I noticed the web-sites - bloody wind
up! Heheheh...


',;~}~


Shaun aRe

"Otto Bahn" > wrote in message
...
> "AlleyGator" > wrote
>
> > >I think you're a troll.
> >
> > Yes she is an ultimate Troll - go look at her blog, where she talks
> > about developing websites. I actually broke down and tried to help
> > somebody - what an idiot I was <G>
>
> She might just be new at the usenet, but maybe
> I do have some egg on my head. She sent me an
> email that just said "YHBT. HTH. HAND." What
> the hell is that all about?
>
> --oTTo--

You have been trolled, hope that helps, have a nice day, heheheheheheh!

',;~}~


Shaun aRe