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Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and
"up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity. Giada does it a lot: Measure out Thaw out Grill up Pack up (cookies) My perfect (whatever) SLee is worse: Mix this up Cook this up Stir this up Toast this up While these are baking up Finish off (my rice) It's thickening up Finish up Press these down (patties) My super super simple (whatever) My phenomenal (whatever) My wonderful (whatever) Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an easy way to get protein into them." Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". |
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On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:00:39 -0400, raymond >
wrote: >Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around >a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an >easy way to get protein into them." > >Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". > SL is skinny enough to know all about fat. -- See return address to reply by email |
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In article >, sf wrote:
> On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:00:39 -0400, raymond > > wrote: > > >Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around > >a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an > >easy way to get protein into them." > > > >Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". > > > SL is skinny enough to know all about fat. Some kids need fattening up. Some don't. I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2". I like hot dogs, slit lengthwise, stuffed with cheese, and bacon on top. I bake them in a medium oven until the bacon is done (I sometimes nuke the bacon a little first, until it is limp). I like these eaten with knife and fork, with horseradish mustard. At my current weight, once or twice a year is enough. |
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On Jun 14, 9:00 pm, raymond > wrote:
> Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and > "up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity. > > Giada does it a lot: > > Measure out > Thaw out > Grill up > Pack up (cookies) > My perfect (whatever) > > SLee is worse: > > Mix this up > Cook this up > Stir this up > Toast this up > While these are baking up > Finish off (my rice) > It's thickening up > Finish up > Press these down (patties) > My super super simple (whatever) > My phenomenal (whatever) > My wonderful (whatever) > > Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around > a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an > easy way to get protein into them." > > Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". You forgot "off," the most popular redundancy ever: cook off, sear off, fry off, bake off, braise off, stew off, etc. etc. ad nauseum. The competitors on Top Chef were particularly egregious, but many of the FTV stars are guilty, too. N. |
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raymond wrote:
> Wanna be a cook? Learn the proper use of the reduntant words "out" and > "up" and learn to glorify your work, regardless of its mediocrity. "Pop it into the oven!" I grow weary of hearing that phrase over and over. Becca |
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raymond wrote:
<snip> > SLee is worse: > > Mix this up > Cook this up > Stir this up > Toast this up > While these are baking up > Finish off (my rice) > It's thickening up > Finish up > Press these down (patties) > My super super simple (whatever) > My phenomenal (whatever) > My wonderful (whatever) "What I want you to do is..." "What I want you to do is..." "What I want you to do is..." "What I want you to do is..." "All you have to do is..." "What I want you to do is..." "Just come in here with your..." "What I want you to do is..." "Just go in with your..." "All you have to do is..." "What I want you to do is..." > Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around > a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an > easy way to get protein into them." > > Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". But... but... it's just like gourmet! (pout) Gordon likes it. (pout) <just stir in some vanilla extract and food coloring and spread it all over the top. it's fine> |
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Dan Abel wrote:
> In article >, sf wrote: > > > On Thu, 14 Jun 2007 22:00:39 -0400, raymond > > > wrote: > > > > > Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon > > > around a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and > > > it's an easy way to get protein into them." > > > > > > Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up". > > > > > SL is skinny enough to know all about fat. > > Some kids need fattening up. Some don't. I weighed 135 pounds at > 6'2". I hate you. Brian -- If televison's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. -- Dorothy Gambrell (http://catandgirl.com) |
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On Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:38:32 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote:
> I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2". WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and that's a skinny man. -- See return address to reply by email |
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sf wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:38:32 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote: > >> I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2". > > WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and > that's a skinny man. Dang, I'm 146 at 5'7". I must be HUGE in comparison. :-( kili |
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In article >, sf wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:38:32 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote: > > > I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2". > > WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and > that's a skinny man. It wasn't pleasant. |
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"kilikini" > wrote: > sf wrote: > > On Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:38:32 -0700, Dan Abel > wrote: > > > >> I weighed 135 pounds at 6'2". > > > > WOW! You were a real string bean. My hubby was 135 at 5'10" and > > that's a skinny man. > > Dang, I'm 146 at 5'7". I must be HUGE in comparison. :-( We're on the rfc mugshots page. I'm about 170 pounds now. |
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"Nancy2" > wrote in message ups.com... > > > You forgot "off," the most popular redundancy ever: cook off, sear > off, fry off, bake off, braise off, stew off, etc. etc. ad nauseum. > The competitors on Top Chef were particularly egregious, but many of > the FTV stars are guilty, too. > > N. > For whatever reason, that's pretty common in commercial kitchens. As is f*** off, during the height of Friday or Saturday night's dinner service! |
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