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raymond wrote:

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> SLee is worse:
>
> Mix this up
> Cook this up
> Stir this up
> Toast this up
> While these are baking up
> Finish off (my rice)
> It's thickening up
> Finish up
> Press these down (patties)
> My super super simple (whatever)
> My phenomenal (whatever)
> My wonderful (whatever)


"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"All you have to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"Just come in here with your..."
"What I want you to do is..."
"Just go in with your..."
"All you have to do is..."
"What I want you to do is..."


> Then SLee makes the most incredible statement. She wraps bacon around
> a hot dog and "cooks it up" and says, "Kids love these and it's an
> easy way to get protein into them."
>
> Yep. Also a good way to watch them "fatten up".


But... but... it's just like gourmet!

(pout) Gordon likes it. (pout)

<just stir in some vanilla extract and food coloring and spread it all
over the top. it's fine>