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****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. ****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. Your company seems to run very efficiently. What's the secret
to your success?" The director replied, "You must surround yourself
with intelligent people." ****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
people I hire are intelligent?" The director answered, "You must pose a
question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. Watch -
I'll demonstrate." He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." Derek
appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?" Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
course." "Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
lounge. ****wit was impressed. "Thanks a lot for that. I'll use it
when I get back to Lake Lanier."

When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
serving as an office and put him to the test. "Uh...your parents have a
child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. Uh, who is
it?" Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. "Boss, I'll
have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
shack. He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. Then he
thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. I'll bet he knows the
answer!" Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. Douchebag said,
"Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
and not your sister. Who is it?" Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
me, naturally!" "Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
hung up the phone.

Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
your riddle. It's Rupert McCallum!" Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"

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On 31/01/2013 17:55, 678.714.5764 wrote:
****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. ****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. Your company seems to run very efficiently. What's the secret
to your success?" The director replied, "You must surround yourself
with intelligent people." ****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
people I hire are intelligent?" The director answered, "You must pose a
question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. Watch -
I'll demonstrate." He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." Derek
appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
sister. Who is it?" Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
course." "Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
lounge. ****wit was impressed. "Thanks a lot for that. I'll use it
when I get back to Lake Lanier."

When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
serving as an office and put him to the test. "Uh...your parents have a
child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. Uh, who is
it?" Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. "Boss, I'll
have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
shack. He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. Then he
thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. I'll bet he knows the
answer!" Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. Douchebag said,
"Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
and not your sister. Who is it?" Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
me, naturally!" "Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
hung up the phone.

Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
your riddle. It's Rupert McCallum!" Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"


clapping with loud applause!

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On Jan 31, 10:55*am, "678.714.5764" wrote:
****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. *****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. *Your company seems to run very efficiently. *What's the secret
to your success?" *The director replied, "You must surround yourself
with intelligent people." *****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
people I hire are intelligent?" *The director answered, "You must pose a
question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. *Watch -
I'll demonstrate." *He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." *Derek
appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
sister. *Who is it?" *Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
course." *"Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
lounge. *****wit was impressed. *"Thanks a lot for that. *I'll use it
when I get back to Lake Lanier."

When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
serving as an office and put him to the test. *"Uh...your parents have a
child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. *Uh, who is
it?" *Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. *"Boss, I'll
have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
shack. *He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. *Then he
thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. *I'll bet he knows the
answer!" *Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. *Douchebag said,
"Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
and not your sister. *Who is it?" *Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
me, naturally!" *"Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
hung up the phone.

Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
your riddle. *It's Rupert McCallum!" *Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"




LOL! At last you came up with something that was
humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is.
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On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"
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On Jan 31, 10:55 am, "678.714.5764" wrote:
****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. ****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. Your company seems to run very efficiently. What's the secret
to your success?"


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On 2/4/2013 6:13 PM, [email protected] wrote:
On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"
wrote:

On Jan 31, 10:55 am, "678.714.5764" wrote:


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On Thu, 31 Jan 2013 23:47:58 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"
wrote:

On Jan 31, 10:55*am, "678.714.5764" wrote:
****wit David Harrison was visiting the Eastbourne and Country Taxis
company and happened to meet with the managing director. *****wit said,
"I'm thinking of starting a houseboat cleaning company back at Holiday
Marina. *Your company seems to run very efficiently. *What's the secret
to your success?" *The director replied, "You must surround yourself
with intelligent people." *****wit said, "Okay, but how do I know if the
people I hire are intelligent?" *The director answered, "You must pose a
question to them that allows them to prove their intelligence. *Watch -
I'll demonstrate." *He pushed the button on his intercom to the cabbies'
lounge and said, "Please send Derek Nash into my office." *Derek
appeared a moment later, and the director asked him, "Derek, your
parents have a child, and it's not your brother and it's not your
sister. *Who is it?" *Derek answered promptly, "It would be me, of
course." *"Very good," the director said, and Derek returned to the
lounge. *****wit was impressed. *"Thanks a lot for that. *I'll use it
when I get back to Lake Lanier."

When he returned, ****wit called Douchebag Ron Hamilton into the shack
serving as an office and put him to the test. *"Uh...your parents have a
child, and it ain't your brother and it ain't your sister. *Uh, who is
it?" *Douchebag thought for a moment but couldn't answer. *"Boss, I'll
have to get back to you on that," Douchebag said as he sidled out of the
shack. *He asked all his pals but they couldn't answer, either. *Then he
thought, "Rupert's the smartest 'vegan' I know. *I'll bet he knows the
answer!" *Douchebag looked up the University of Münster mathematics
department and called it, eventually reaching Rupert. *Douchebag said,
"Listen, Rupert - your parents have a child, and it's not your brother
and not your sister. *Who is it?" *Rupert quickly replied, "Why, it's
me, naturally!" *"Thanks, buddy, I owe you one," said Douchebag as he
hung up the phone.

Douchebag raced back to the shack and said, "*Goo*, I know the answer to
your riddle. *It's Rupert McCallum!" *Disgusted, ****wit slammed down a
dirty mop and shouted, "No, you stupid ****wit - it's Derek Nash!"




LOL! At last you came up with something that was
humorous ..........besides your self-outstupidications that is.


I didn't read much of the stupid looking (from my pov) shit but if there was
anything the least bit humorous about it, it's almost a guarantee that if you do
a search for the idea you'll find examples and know Goo didn't come up with it
himself. Remember the normal pattern with Goo is that when he tries to be
amusing it ends up being stupid, and it's only when he tries to be intelligent
that it sometimes ends up being hilarious.
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On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, ****wit David Harrison - *Goo* - stupid lying
convicted felon for dog fighting, lied:


I didn't read much of the stupid looking (from my pov) shit


HA HA HA HA HA HA! You stupid goddamned stupid pig-****ing shit-eating
dumb goober cracker: *ALL* you do is read stupid looking shit.

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On Feb 4, 7:28*pm, George Plimpton wrote:
On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, ****wit David Harrison - *Goo* - stupid lying
convicted felon for dog fighting, lied:



* * *I didn't read much of the stupid looking (from my pov) shit


HA HA HA HA HA HA! *You stupid goddamned stupid pig-****ing shit-eating
dumb goober cracker: **ALL* you do is read stupid looking shit.




So your post is "stupid looking shit"?

Is posting "stupid looking shit" a good waste of your valuable time,
Goobs?
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On Mon, 4 Feb 2013 23:40:35 -0800 (PST), "Mr.Smartypants"
wrote:

On Feb 4, 7:28*pm, Goo wrote:
On 2/4/2013 4:13 PM, dh pointed out:

* * *I didn't read much of the stupid looking (from my pov) shit


HA HA HA HA HA HA! *You stupid goddamned stupid pig-****ing shit-eating
dumb goober cracker: **ALL* you do is read stupid looking shit.


So your post is "stupid looking shit"?


I finally read it. Goo didn't come up with that. He just changed names like
he does.

Is posting "stupid looking shit" a good waste of your valuable time,
Goobs?


It's the only option Goo appears to have if he's going to post at all, as
far as I can tell. What has Goo posted that is not stupid shit? We see Goo lie a
lot more often than we see him honest, and that makes his foundation pretty
stupid to begin with. Why does Goo feel it's important, and amusingly even
"needed" for him to lie about my position? It's because he's afraid of what
could happen if people learn to appreciate what my position actually IS. Goo is
afraid to even acknowledge what it is, and in fact goes to some effort to lie
about it. Goo is afraid that some people might advance from the extreme
eliminationist position to a less extremist AW position that actually could
contribute to better lives for livestock. He of course is also afraid that
people who haven't made up their mind yet could decide to contribute to decent
lives for livestock with their lifestyle instead of becoming an addict of the
misnomer. The question is, why would anyone who honestly favors AW over
elimination be afraid of that? Goo's fear is a clear way that he reveals himself
since if he did there would be no reason for his fear. The same is true of his
boy "Dutch". "Dutch" claims to have tried to appreciate life for some livestock
animal(s) at some point, but that taking the lives of the animals he claims to
eat into consideration made him feel "dirty". You may remember that Rupert tried
it as well, and Goo and his boy "Derek" attacked Rupert hard for that one, with
"Derek" saying something about hacking into Rupert's email. That's how desperate
the Goo's are for no one to appreciate the lives of any livestock animals. Goo
himself claims life has never been a benefit for any creature that has ever
lived and that he isn't benefitting ...LOL... from being alive now. Goo should
get t shirts made that say:

"Life Is NOT A Benefit!"
Goo


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