On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>
>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>
>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>
>>>>Carol
>>>>
>>>
>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>will I.
>>>
>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>
>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>you?
>>
>>
>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>> Rikers.
>>
>
> The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the

The police were probably afraid to come!

> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> which was posted on the bulletin board. )

Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)



--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
said:

>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
>>>
>>>
>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>> Rikers.
>>
>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>
>The police were probably afraid to come!
>
>> However,
>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
>else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near future,
too!

Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
--
Coming at you live, from beautiful Lake Woebegon

On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
> said:
>
>>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>> rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>> spending your days on Rikers.
>>>
>>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>>
>>The police were probably afraid to come!
>>
>>> However,
>>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
> WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
> absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws bawdy
parties!

> And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
> burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> future, too!

I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
Margaret's depraved guest lists!

> Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again

You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
arsenic a mile away!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>
> > said:
> >
> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,

> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
indecent
> >>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.

> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
and
> >>>>>neither will I.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
think of
> >>>>>you?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
orgies
> >>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
wine-induced
> >>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at
them!
> >>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
> >>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
> >>>> spending your days on Rikers.
> >>>
> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
> >>
> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
> >>
> >>> However,
> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
the
> >>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
nude
> >>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
notice
> >>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
> >>
> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
was
> >>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
wonder
> >>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
> >
> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
my
> > absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
trollop!
>
> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
bawdy
> parties!
>
> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my
hunka-hunka
> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> > future, too!
>
> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
> Margaret's depraved guest lists!

When did you become so cynical, my love?

> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>
> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
> arsenic a mile away!

Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Carol

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:07:46p, Damsel in dis Dress wrote in
rec.food.cooking:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>> > > said:
>> >
>> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>rec.food.cooking:
>> >>
>> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>
>> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
>> >>>>>indecent exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows
>> >>>>>what else.
>
>> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
>> >>>>>and neither will I.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
>> >>>>>think of you?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
>> >>>> orgies in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
>> >>>> wine-induced stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc
>> >>>> shows up at them! It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not
>> >>>> careful, your next bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the
>> >>>> lot of you will be spending your days on Rikers.
>> >>>
>> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>> >>
>> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
>> >>
>> >>> However,
>> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
>> >>> the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
>> >>> nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
>> >>> notice which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>> >>
>> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
>> >>was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
>> >>wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>> >
>> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
>> > my absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
>> > trollop!
>>
>> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
>> bawdy parties!
>>
>> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
>> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
>> > future, too!
>>
>> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
>> Margaret's depraved guest lists!
>
> When did you become so cynical, my love?

Well, I'm right aren't I?

>> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>>
>> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
>> arsenic a mile away!
>
> Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Margaret keeps a cabinet full of antidotes.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>
>>On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>
> >
>
>>>said:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
>
> rec.food.cooking:
>
>>>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>
>
>>>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
>
> indecent
>
>>>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>
>
>>>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
>
> and
>
>>>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
>
> think of
>
>>>>>>>you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
>
> orgies
>
>>>>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
>
> wine-induced
>
>>>>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at
>
> them!
>
>>>>>>It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>>>>bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>>>>spending your days on Rikers.
>>>>>
>>>>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>>>>
>>>>The police were probably afraid to come!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>However,
>>>>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
>
> the
>
>>>>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
>
> nude
>
>>>>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>>>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
>
> notice
>
>>>>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>>>
>>>>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
>
> was
>
>>>>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
>
> wonder
>
>>>>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>>>
>>>WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
>
> my
>
>>>absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
>
> trollop!
>
>> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
>
> bawdy
>
>> parties!
>>
>>
>>>And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my
>
> hunka-hunka
>
>>>burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
>>>future, too!
>>
>>I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
>>Margaret's depraved guest lists!
>
>
> When did you become so cynical, my love?
>
>
>>>Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>>
>>You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
>>arsenic a mile away!
>
>
> Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!
>
> Carol
>
Cyanide is yummy, it tastes like the kernel in the apricot pit.
Assuming I caught your hunka-hunka man, may I assure you that I would
no longer remember what to do with him. ( Unless you refresh my
memory. I do remember that schlag (whipped cream) was part of the
fun. But I why, why???? Oh, old age, how cruel......

Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>
>>
>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>
>>>>>Carol
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
>>>
>>>
>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>>Rikers.
>>>
>>
>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
>
>
> The police were probably afraid to come!
>
>
>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
>
> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
> else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
>
>
I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
reputation is at stake here.

On Sun 08 May 2005 02:18:02p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:

>
>
> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>
>>>
>>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>>rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Carol
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>>It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>>bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>>spending your days on Rikers.
>>>>
>>>
>>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
>>
>>
>> The police were probably afraid to come!
>>
>>
>>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>>
>> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>> what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>>
>>
>>
> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
> reputation is at stake here.

Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
Mayflower Madame?

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:
(snippage)
> > I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> > was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
> > reputation is at stake here.
>
> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
> rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
> Mayflower Madame?

The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful, Bucko
-- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:19:13p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
> (snippage)
>> > I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
>> > was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
>> > reputation is at stake here.
>>
>> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that in most
>> rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth. Remember the
>> Mayflower Madame?
>
> The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful, Bucko
> -- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.

There are many opeative words, "most" being only one of them. Now, now, no
need for threats! ;-)

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:
(snip)
> >> Well, I may have to take this up with Barbara. But you know that
> >> in most rumors there's usually more than a particle of truth.
> >> Remember the Mayflower Madame?
> >
> > The operative word here being "most." Fugeddabout it. Careful,
> > Bucko -- or I'll tell 'em who you really are.
>
> There are many opeative words, "most" being only one of them. Now,
> now, no need for threats! ;-)

All it was. I wouldn't.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Margaret Suran
> wrote:

> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> > On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>rec.food.cooking:
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Which is your specialty?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Carol
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
> >>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
> >>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
> >>>>Your
> >>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
> >>>>will I.
> >>>>
> >>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>
> >>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
> >>>>you?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
> >>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
> >>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
> >>>It's
> >>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal
> >>>will
> >>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
> >>>Rikers.
> >>>
> >>
> >>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
> >
> >
> > The police were probably afraid to come!
> >
> >
> >>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
> >>the super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
> >>nude dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> >>which was posted on the bulletin board. )

> > Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
> > was just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
> > wonder what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

> I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
> was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy?

I think 'orgy' IS the polite term.

> My reputation is at stake here.

Is that what you told them at Zabar's? 8^)
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-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> > next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
> > super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
> > dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> > elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
> > which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
> else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
-- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton

On Sun 08 May 2005 03:15:24p, Melba's Jammin' wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> > wrote:
>
>> > next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> > super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> > dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> > elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> > which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>> what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
> In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
> -- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.

I thought as much. You must have tried it with success.

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
____________________________________________

Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Sam Goldwyn, 1882-1974

In article >, Wayne Boatwright
> wrote:

> > In vino veritas (or something like that). Just give her a coupla nips
> > -- no red wine? OK, Scotch will work, too. Maybe even better.
>
> I thought as much. You must have tried it with success.

Not me. I don't drink much. I just get the reports. :-0) I dated a
guy once who was horrified when I asked for 7-Up with my Scotch. (Hey,
I wasn't even old enough to be drinking legally at the time.)
--
-Barb, <http://www.jamlady.eboard.com> 5/8/05.
"Are we going to measure, or are we going to cook?" -Food Critic Mimi Sheraton