On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:

> A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
> said:
>
>>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>
>>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>>
>>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
>>>> rec.food.cooking:
>>>>
>>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.
>>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and
>>>>>neither will I.
>>>>>
>>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>>you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them!
>>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
>>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
>>>> spending your days on Rikers.
>>>
>>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>>
>>The police were probably afraid to come!
>>
>>> However,
>>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>>
>>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder
>>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
>
> WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
> absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws bawdy
parties!

> And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
> burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> future, too!

I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
Margaret's depraved guest lists!

> Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again

You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
arsenic a mile away!

--
Wayne Boatwright *¿*
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Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
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