Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>>Wayne Boatwright wrote:
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>>>On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
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>>>>Damsel in dis Dress wrote:
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>>>>>Wayne, you're breaking my heart.
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>>>>>>>IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>>>>>Now you know, Carol, that I am already taken.
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>>>>>But you don't love him! You love me!
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>>>>>>>Carol, booking a flight for Somewhere in Arizona
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>>>>>>Is this to be a stabbing, shooting, bombing, or poisoning?
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>>>>>>Which is your specialty?
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>>>>>C'mon, wouldn't you rather it be a surprise?
>>>>>
>>>>>Carol
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>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
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>>>Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>>in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>>stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>>a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>>be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>>Rikers.
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>>The police never came when the neighbors called 911. However, the
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> The police were probably afraid to come!
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>>next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>>super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>>dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>>elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>>which was posted on the bulletin board. )
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> Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
> just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
> else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
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I am not at liberty to tell. However, you can ask Barbara, since she
was the force behind the......what is a polite word for orgy? My
reputation is at stake here.