A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright >
said:

>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
>
>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>>>
>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,
>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for indecent
>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else. Your
>>>>SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances) and neither
>>>>will I.
>>>>
>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
>>>>
>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc think of
>>>>you?
>>>
>>>
>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken orgies
>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her wine-induced
>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at them! It's
>>> a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next bachanal will
>>> be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be spending your days on
>>> Rikers.
>>
>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
>
>The police were probably afraid to come!
>
>> However,
>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her, the
>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have nude
>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the notice
>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
>
>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it was
>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me wonder what
>else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)

WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in my
absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere trollop!

And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my hunka-hunka
burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near future,
too!

Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
--
Coming at you live, from beautiful Lake Woebegon