Wayne Boatwright wrote:

> On Sun 08 May 2005 02:25:03p, Damsel wrote in rec.food.cooking:
>
> > A little birdie told me that Wayne Boatwright
>
> > said:
> >
> >>On Sun 08 May 2005 01:09:41p, Margaret Suran wrote in
rec.food.cooking:
> >>
> >>> Wayne Boatwright wrote:
> >>
> >>>> On Sun 08 May 2005 09:43:32a, Margaret Suran wrote in
> >>>> rec.food.cooking:
> >>>>
> >>>>>Aren't both of you being ridiculous? Except for the two of you,

> >>>>>everybody else knows that you will both end up in jail, for
indecent
> >>>>>exposure, lewdness attempted murder and Heavens knows what else.

> >>>>>Your SO's will not come and bail you (under the circumstances)
and
> >>>>>neither will I.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Any volunteers? I think not.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Oh, the shame of it all! What will the decent people on rfc
think of
> >>>>>you?
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> Oi, you should talk! The only woman I know who throws drunken
orgies
> >>>> in her Manhattan apartment, presiding over them in her
wine-induced
> >>>> stupor. Decent people on rfc? Ha! Half of rfc shows up at
them!
> >>>> It's a shame and a disgrace. If you're not careful, your next
> >>>> bachanal will be raided by the NYPD and the lot of you will be
> >>>> spending your days on Rikers.
> >>>
> >>> The police never came when the neighbors called 911.
> >>
> >>The police were probably afraid to come!
> >>
> >>> However,
> >>> next time Barbara came to visit and we had another party for her,
the
> >>> super of the building sent out a notice, asking us not to have
nude
> >>> dancing on my terrace and in other public places, such as the
> >>> elevators and the lobby. I wonder whether Barbara saved the
notice
> >>> which was posted on the bulletin board. )
> >>
> >>Aha! I've heard about those nude elevator parties, but thought it
was
> >>just a sleazy rumor. Now you openly admit it, which makes me
wonder
> >>what else went on that you won't talk about. Hmmm... 8-)
> >
> > WAYNE! What the hell are you doing talking to that wanton woman in
my
> > absence? You can see that she's much, much more than a mere
trollop!
>
> Margaret is a cultured New Yawkah, even if she tipples and throws
bawdy
> parties!
>
> > And MARGARET! What the hell are you doing talking to my
hunka-hunka
> > burning love? Looks like I'll be paying a visit to NYC in the near
> > future, too!
>
> I know you too well, Carol. You're just trying to get onto one of
> Margaret's depraved guest lists!

When did you become so cynical, my love?

> > Carol, wandering off to watch 'Arsenic and Old Lace' again
>
> You better pick something else. Curari might be good. I can taste
> arsenic a mile away!

Silly human! The arsenic is for Margaret, for going after my man!

Carol