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How to cook books

I know Christopher Columbus and crew boil their belts. ut I have heard alot of Americans cook books and become very succesful.
I would like to know what special nutrients are involved to become so energetic and godlike?
How do you cook books?

TIA

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On Dec 31 2012, 4:13*pm, Catfood Chef wrote:

How do you cook books?



I do it once a year, the day before New Years. I drag my old
American Nazi uniform out of the closet and take all the books I read
that year (yes, I read them now and then), and put them in a huge pile
and douse them with some lighter fluid to get it going. It's an open
affair, everyone is welcome - but despite my invitations since I began
burning my books 15 years ago I have not had a single person show up
to join in the celebration. I guess they're afraid of what others
will think. Cowards. By the way, I don't burn the books because I'm
against them - after all, I did read them. I burn them because I
don't want others to read what I have read and to become so much like
me that I begin to see myself as them and begin to hate myself so much
I wind up killing myself. I burn the books because I'm done with
them, and what is done is done - it's in the past. And with me baby,
it's all about the future.

TJ
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On Tuesday, January 1, 2013 9:15:29 PM UTC-5, Tommy Joe wrote:
On Dec 31 2012, 4:13*pm, Catfood Chef wrote:



How do you cook books?






I do it once a year, the day before New Years. I drag my old

American Nazi uniform out of the closet and take all the books I read

that year (yes, I read them now and then), and put them in a huge pile

and douse them with some lighter fluid to get it going. It's an open

affair, everyone is welcome - but despite my invitations since I began

burning my books 15 years ago I have not had a single person show up

to join in the celebration. I guess they're afraid of what others

will think. Cowards. By the way, I don't burn the books because I'm

against them - after all, I did read them. I burn them because I

don't want others to read what I have read and to become so much like

me that I begin to see myself as them and begin to hate myself so much

I wind up killing myself. I burn the books because I'm done with

them, and what is done is done - it's in the past. And with me baby,

it's all about the future.



TJ


That burning books you stupid ****. You most likely voted for a Bush. You deserve to be beaten to death. Bring the war home to exterminate the christian jew cop government. This is the way of the future. God is a piece of shit.
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On Jan 1, 9:28*pm, Catfood Chef wrote:

That burning books you stupid ****. You most likely voted for a Bush. You deserve to be beaten to death. Bring the war home to exterminate the christian jew cop government. This is the way of the future. God is a piece of shit.



Who's going to do the beating? You? What are you going to do,
beat me to death with a big sloppy catfish? No, I did not vote for
Bush. I have never voted in my life. Voting is for really stupid
people. You deserve to be slivered to death by a whip with fish hooks
attached to the end. Snap, and into your flesh the big barbs
descend. Then with a mighty pull like Ahab hooking Moby Dick I yank
the hooks out of your flesh, tearing away sinew and bone, repeatedly
cracking the whip into your body till all your flesh has been removed
and you're nothing but a standing skeleton. Then I will write a book
about the event and burn it along with your body which will serve as a
bonfire for a catfish meal for me and my friends, of which I have
plenty in case you think you can handle me alone.

TJ
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On 1/3/13 1:48 AM, Tommy Joe wrote:
.... I have never voted in my life. Voting is for really stupid
people.


Ah, thank you for self-identifying. {plonk}

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Catfood Chef wrote:

How to cook books

I know Christopher Columbus and crew boil their belts. ut I have
heard alot of Americans cook books and become very succesful. I
would like to know what special nutrients are involved to become so
energetic and godlike? How do you cook books?

TIA


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