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Default How to cook books

On Tuesday, January 1, 2013 9:15:29 PM UTC-5, Tommy Joe wrote:
> On Dec 31 2012, 4:13*pm, Catfood Chef > wrote:
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> > How do you cook books?

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> I do it once a year, the day before New Years. I drag my old
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> American Nazi uniform out of the closet and take all the books I read
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> that year (yes, I read them now and then), and put them in a huge pile
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> and douse them with some lighter fluid to get it going. It's an open
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> affair, everyone is welcome - but despite my invitations since I began
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> burning my books 15 years ago I have not had a single person show up
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> to join in the celebration. I guess they're afraid of what others
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> will think. Cowards. By the way, I don't burn the books because I'm
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> against them - after all, I did read them. I burn them because I
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> don't want others to read what I have read and to become so much like
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> me that I begin to see myself as them and begin to hate myself so much
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> I wind up killing myself. I burn the books because I'm done with
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> them, and what is done is done - it's in the past. And with me baby,
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> it's all about the future.
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> TJ


That burning books you stupid ****. You most likely voted for a Bush. You deserve to be beaten to death. Bring the war home to exterminate the christian jew cop government. This is the way of the future. God is a piece of shit.