On Dec 31 2012, 4:13*pm, Catfood Chef > wrote:

> How do you cook books?


I do it once a year, the day before New Years. I drag my old
American Nazi uniform out of the closet and take all the books I read
that year (yes, I read them now and then), and put them in a huge pile
and douse them with some lighter fluid to get it going. It's an open
affair, everyone is welcome - but despite my invitations since I began
burning my books 15 years ago I have not had a single person show up
to join in the celebration. I guess they're afraid of what others
will think. Cowards. By the way, I don't burn the books because I'm
against them - after all, I did read them. I burn them because I
don't want others to read what I have read and to become so much like
me that I begin to see myself as them and begin to hate myself so much
I wind up killing myself. I burn the books because I'm done with
them, and what is done is done - it's in the past. And with me baby,
it's all about the future.

TJ