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>A fun little ditty from a website about Carnation evap milk:
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>"A little lady from North Carolina had worked in and around family dairy
>farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of hard work and little
>compensation, and when canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery
>stores (1940's or 50's?) she read an advertisement offering $5,000 for the
>best slogan/rhyme beginning with "Carnation Milk is best of all . . ." She
>said, 'I know all about milk and dairy farms . . . I can do this!'
>
>She sent in her entry and about a week later, a black limo drove up in front
>of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation LOVED your entry so much,
>we are here to award you $1000, even though we will not be able to use it."
>
>Here is her entry:
>
>Carnation milk is best of all,
>No tits to pull, no shit to haul;
>No buckets to wash, no hay to pitch,
>Just poke a hole in the son-of-a-bitch!"
>
>nb
>
>
>...........Just love the "little ditty"!
>
>
>



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