Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
(or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......



To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You
should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over
all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does
not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America
without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated
next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
are introduced with immediate effect:

1 . The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'favour,'
'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
withoutskipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by
the suffix '-'ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary
toacceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

2 . Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. There is no such thing as U.S .English. We will let Microsoft
know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

3 . July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or
therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that
you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for
shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5 . Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you
wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6 . All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the
British sense of humour.

7 . The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8 . You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9 . The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for
pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for
them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so
that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four
Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
with a cheese grater.

11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an
event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will
let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their
deliveries.

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
due (backdated to 1776).

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers,
and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus
strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)

Bigbazza (Barry)

Bigbazza wrote:

<snip>
>
> PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT
> humor)

Barry, you're a brave man.

Look on the bright side, I didn't see any mention of lap dogs, trains,
WWII or French women in your post <g>.

<Cathy passes Barry her spare flak jacket anyway ;-)>
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> ChattyCathy > wrote:
>
>> Bigbazza wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>> >
>> > PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour
>> > (NOT humor)
>>
>> Barry, you're a brave man.
>>
>> Look on the bright side, I didn't see any mention of lap dogs,
>> trains, WWII or French women in your post <g>.
>>
>> <Cathy passes Barry her spare flak jacket anyway ;-)>
>
> I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan.
> <g>

I got a laugh out of it too... but posting jokes around here can be a
risky business; I don't think you were here for "The Marine and The
French Woman" joke I posted were you? I'll email it to you <grin>.
Anyway, I was just offering a fellow-RFC-er some protection. <veg>

FWIW, I've noticed jokes posted here usually get at least 3 reactions:

1. This is so old, I've seen it <xxx> times before - yawn - why are you
wasting my time and/or bandwidth?
2. Why are you posting this to a food group?[*]
3. This joke was not funny at all. How dare you make fun of <fill in the
blank>...
[*] Even though the post is clearly marked as Off-Topic.
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

On Wed 29 Oct 2008 02:25:31a, Bigbazza told us...

> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
> there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
> (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......

Barry, one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!

--
Wayne Boatwright
(correct the spelling of "geemail" to reply)

*******************************************
Date: Wednesday, 10(X)/29(XXIX)/08(MMVIII)
*******************************************
Countdown till Veteran's Day
1wks 5dys 18hrs 52mins
*******************************************
Cats must press the buttons when the
human is on the phone.

In article >,
"Bigbazza" > wrote:

> Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America
> without the need for further elections.
>
> Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated
> next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

That part got a good chuckle, thanks!
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

In article >,
ChattyCathy > wrote:

> Bigbazza wrote:
>
> <snip>
> >
> > PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT
> > humor)
>
> Barry, you're a brave man.
>
> Look on the bright side, I didn't see any mention of lap dogs, trains,
> WWII or French women in your post <g>.
>
> <Cathy passes Barry her spare flak jacket anyway ;-)>

I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan. <g>
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> ChattyCathy > wrote:

>> > I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan.
>> > <g>
>>
>> I got a laugh out of it too... but posting jokes around here can be a
>> risky business; I don't think you were here for "The Marine and The
>> French Woman" joke I posted were you? I'll email it to you <grin>.
>
> Please do! You've piqued my curiosity.
> I may even google the thread. <g>

I've sent it to you ;-)
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

In article >,
ChattyCathy > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > ChattyCathy > wrote:
> >
> >> Bigbazza wrote:
> >>
> >> <snip>
> >> >
> >> > PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour
> >> > (NOT humor)
> >>
> >> Barry, you're a brave man.
> >>
> >> Look on the bright side, I didn't see any mention of lap dogs,
> >> trains, WWII or French women in your post <g>.
> >>
> >> <Cathy passes Barry her spare flak jacket anyway ;-)>
> >
> > I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan.
> > <g>
>
> I got a laugh out of it too... but posting jokes around here can be a
> risky business; I don't think you were here for "The Marine and The
> French Woman" joke I posted were you? I'll email it to you <grin>.

Please do! You've piqued my curiosity.
I may even google the thread. <g>

> Anyway, I was just offering a fellow-RFC-er some protection. <veg>
>
> FWIW, I've noticed jokes posted here usually get at least 3 reactions:
>
> 1. This is so old, I've seen it <xxx> times before - yawn - why are you
> wasting my time and/or bandwidth?
> 2. Why are you posting this to a food group?[*]
> 3. This joke was not funny at all. How dare you make fun of <fill in the
> blank>...

Platypus? (A reference from a "View Askew" movie called "Dogma", one of
my favorite movies of all time due my my somewhat irreverent sense of
humour... )

>
>[*] Even though the post is clearly marked as Off-Topic.

<giggles>
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

ChattyCathy > wrote in news0YNk.120563
:

> Omelet wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> ChattyCathy > wrote:
>>
>>> Bigbazza wrote:
>>>
>>> <snip>
>>> >
>>> > PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour
>>> > (NOT humor)
>>>
>>> Barry, you're a brave man.
>>>
>>> Look on the bright side, I didn't see any mention of lap dogs,
>>> trains, WWII or French women in your post <g>.
>>>
>>> <Cathy passes Barry her spare flak jacket anyway ;-)>
>>
>> I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan.
>> <g>
>
> I got a laugh out of it too... but posting jokes around here can be a
> risky business; I don't think you were here for "The Marine and The
> French Woman" joke I posted were you? I'll email it to you <grin>.
> Anyway, I was just offering a fellow-RFC-er some protection. <veg>


I missed that one as well....... off in Tassie for my b'day :-)



GIMF :-)

*********************
Really bad joke. Gratuitous animal cruelty doesn't work as joke
material.
Won't be passing that one around.

Paul
************************
--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia


If we are not meant to eat animals,
why are they made of meat?

In article >,
ChattyCathy > wrote:

> Omelet wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > ChattyCathy > wrote:
>
> >> > I thought it was funny as hell.... but then, I'm Monty Python fan.
> >> > <g>
> >>
> >> I got a laugh out of it too... but posting jokes around here can be a
> >> risky business; I don't think you were here for "The Marine and The
> >> French Woman" joke I posted were you? I'll email it to you <grin>.
> >
> > Please do! You've piqued my curiosity.
> > I may even google the thread. <g>
>
> I've sent it to you ;-)

Got it, thanks. ;-)

Wrong Bitch out the window? Too funny!
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

On Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:25:31 +1100, "Bigbazza"
> wrote:

>Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
>there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
>(or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>
>
>
>To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
>Queen Elizabeth II.
>
>In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
>for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
>notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You
>should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
>
>Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over
>all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does
>not fancy).
>
>Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America
>without the need for further elections.
>
>Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated
>next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
>
>To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
>are introduced with immediate effect:
>
>1 . The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'favour,'
>'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
>withoutskipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by
>the suffix '-'ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary
>toacceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
>
>2 . Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
>as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
>communication. There is no such thing as U.S .English. We will let Microsoft
>know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
>into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
>
>3 . July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
>
>4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or
>therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that
>you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for
>shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
>speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
>
>5 . Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
>dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you
>wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
>
>6 . All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
>driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
>go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
>tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the
>British sense of humour.
>
>7 . The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
>calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
>
>8 . You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
>are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
>properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
>dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
>
>9 . The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
>beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
>beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
>to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for
>pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
>beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for
>them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so
>that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
>
>10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
>guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English
>characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four
>Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
>with a cheese grater.
>
>11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
>proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
>time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
>football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
>wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
>
>12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an
>event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
>America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
>borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will
>let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their
>deliveries.
>
>13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
>
>14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
>Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
>due (backdated to 1776).
>
>15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers,
>and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus
>strawberries (with cream) when in season.
>
>God Save the Queen!
>
>PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)
>
>Bigbazza (Barry)

I loved it and thanks for posting it. I even printed it out to show
some of my friends who are not connected.

Bigbazza wrote:
> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>
>
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
> Queen Elizabeth II...


<snore>

Isn't this John Cleese's treatise from a few year back?

Pennyaline wrote:
> Bigbazza wrote:
>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>
>>
>>
>> To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign
>> Majesty
>> Queen Elizabeth II...
>
>
> <snore>
>
> Isn't this John Cleese's treatise from a few year back?

Oops, no! My mistake. It's commonly attributed to Cleese, but it isn't his.

<meanwhile, it does seem to be nearly ten years old>

Pennyaline wrote:

> Pennyaline wrote:
>> Bigbazza wrote:
>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
>>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you
>>> know the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign
>>> Majesty
>>> Queen Elizabeth II...
>>
>>
>> <snore>
>>
>> Isn't this John Cleese's treatise from a few year back?
>
> Oops, no! My mistake. It's commonly attributed to Cleese, but it isn't
> his.
>
> <meanwhile, it does seem to be nearly ten years old>

<LOL> I rest my case...
--
Cheers
Chatty Cathy

"Bigbazza" > wrote in message
...
> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
> there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
> (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>
>
[snips]

I love this!

Bigbazza wrote:

> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>

Now if only somebody could convince the Queen to return to Rome.
--
JL
>
>
> To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty
> Queen Elizabeth II.
>
> In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates
> for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give
> notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You
> should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
>
> Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties
> over
> all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas, which she does
> not fancy).
>
> Your new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a Governor for America
> without the need for further elections.
>
> Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be
> circulated
> next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
>
> To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules
> are introduced with immediate effect:
>
> 1 . The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'favour,'
> 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut'
> withoutskipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by
> the suffix '-'ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary
> toacceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
>
> 2 . Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such
> as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
> communication. There is no such thing as U.S .English. We will let
> Microsoft
> know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take
> into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
>
> 3 . July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
>
> 4.You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or
> therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows
> that
> you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for
> shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or
> speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
>
> 5 . Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more
> dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if
> you
> wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
>
> 6 . All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start
> driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will
> go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion
> tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the
> British sense of humour.
>
> 7 . The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been
> calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
>
> 8 . You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
> are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are
> properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and
> dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
>
> 9 . The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually
> beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as
> beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
> to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for
> pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the
> beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for
> them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so
> that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
>
> 10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good
> guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play
> English
> characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four
> Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed
> with a cheese grater.
>
> 11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
> proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in
> time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American
> football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or
> wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
>
> 12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to
> host an
> event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
> America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your
> borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will
> let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their
> deliveries.
>
> 13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
>
> 14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
> Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
> due (backdated to 1776).
>
> 15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with
> saucers,
> and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus
> strawberries (with cream) when in season.
>
> God Save the Queen!
>
> PS:Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)
>
> Bigbazza (Barry)
>

On Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:25:31 +1100, "Bigbazza"
> wrote:

Slight error here..

>14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's
>Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies
>due (backdated to 1776).

Should be Inland Revenue, don't you know.

"Bigbazza" > wrote in message
...
> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
> there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
> (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......


**** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have the
north. It's all foreign to us anyway.

TFM®

In article > ,
TFM® > wrote:

> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered that
> > there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know the 'New'
> > (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>
>
> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have the
> north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
>
> TFM®

<snicker>
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> TFM® >
> . com: in
> rec.food.cooking
>
>>
>>
>> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
>> ...
>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
>>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
>>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>
>>
>> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
>> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
>>
>> TFM®
>
> If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
> Louisiana.
>
> Michael

i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
'um...o.k. see ya!'

your pal,
blake

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>
> > TFM® >
> > . com: in
> > rec.food.cooking
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
> >>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
> >>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
> >>
> >>
> >> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
> >> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
> >>
> >> TFM®
> >
> > If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
> > Louisiana.
> >
> > Michael
>
> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>
> your pal,
> blake

And the North would become another USSR. United States Socialist
Republic. ;-)
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

"blake murphy" > wrote
>
> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>
HAY!

blake murphy wrote:

> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>
> > TFM® >
> > . com: in
> > rec.food.cooking
> >
> >>
> >>
> >> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
> >> ...
> >>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
> >>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
> >>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
> >>
> >>
> >> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
> >> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
> >>
> >> TFM®
> >
> > If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
> > Louisiana.
> >
> > Michael
>
> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
> 'um...o.k. see ya!'


Not really...the South has HUGE military bases and ports and other
facilities, plus most of the NASA facilities...and energy resources and even
all Tabasco sauce production.

It's not the 1860's anymore, blake...


--
Best
Greg

On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:57:53 -0600, Omelet wrote:

> In article >,
> blake murphy > wrote:
>
>> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>> TFM® >
>>> . com: in
>>> rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
>>>>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
>>>>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
>>>> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
>>>>
>>>> TFM®
>>>
>>> If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
>>> Louisiana.
>>>
>>> Michael
>>
>> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
>> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>>
>> your pal,
>> blake
>
> And the North would become another USSR. United States Socialist
> Republic. ;-)

look under your bed! boogies!

your pal,
blake

On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:05:57 -0400, cybercat wrote:

> "blake murphy" > wrote
>>
>> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
>> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>>
> HAY!

i'm sure there would be liberal emigration policies.

your pal,
blake

On 31 Oct 2008 21:28:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> blake murphy >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>> TFM® >
>>> . com: in
>>> rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
>>>> ...
>>>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
>>>>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you
> know
>>>>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
>>>> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
>>>>
>>>> TFM®
>>>
>>> If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
>>> Louisiana.
>>>
>>> Michael
>>
>> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
>> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>
> That would be fine with me. They can have Alaska too
>
> Michael

maybe palin's hubby's dreams would be realized and it would become a third
country altogether.

your pal,
blake

In article >,
blake murphy > wrote:

> On Fri, 31 Oct 2008 10:57:53 -0600, Omelet wrote:
>
> > In article >,
> > blake murphy > wrote:
> >
> >> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
> >>
> >>> TFM® >
> >>> . com: in
> >>> rec.food.cooking
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
> >>>> ...
> >>>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and remembered
> >>>>> that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I would let you know
> >>>>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them have
> >>>> the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
> >>>>
> >>>> TFM®
> >>>
> >>> If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle in
> >>> Louisiana.
> >>>
> >>> Michael
> >>
> >> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
> >> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
> >>
> >> your pal,
> >> blake
> >
> > And the North would become another USSR. United States Socialist
> > Republic. ;-)
>
> look under your bed! boogies!
>
> your pal,
> blake

OH MY GOD!!!

<runs screaming from the bedroom>

;-)
--
Peace! Om

"Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive." -- Dalai Lama

On 02 Nov 2008 01:19:41 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:

> blake murphy >
> : in rec.food.cooking
>
>> On 31 Oct 2008 21:28:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>>
>>> blake murphy >
>>> : in rec.food.cooking
>>>
>>>> On 31 Oct 2008 12:02:36 GMT, Michael "Dog3" wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> TFM® >
>>>>> . com: in
>>>>> rec.food.cooking
>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Bigbazza" > wrote in message
>>>>>> ...
>>>>>>> Whilst cooking the meal tonight, I saw the following, and
>>>>>>> remembered that there are many 'Americans' on RFCSo thought I
>>>>>>> would let you
>>> know
>>>>>>> the 'New' (or back to old) Ruler of the former Colonies!......
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> **** that. The south will never be reclaimed. You can let them
>>>>>> have the north. It's all foreign to us anyway.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TFM®
>>>>>
>>>>> If we're giving the North away I'm moving in with my aunt and uncle
>>>>> in Louisiana.
>>>>>
>>>>> Michael
>>>>
>>>> i suspect if the south wanted to secede today, the north would say
>>>> 'um...o.k. see ya!'
>>>
>>> That would be fine with me. They can have Alaska too
>>>
>>> Michael
>>
>> maybe palin's hubby's dreams would be realized and it would become a
>> third country altogether.
>
> Interesting how they haven't even scratched the surface on him. Betcha'
> all kinds of interesting things surface about the Toddster after this
> election is over.
>
> Michael

hopefully they'll both be plunged back into obscurity up in alaska.
although an indictment or two up there would be entertaining.

your pal,
blake