In article 0>,
Wayne Boatwright > wrote:

> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...

> > God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
> > ****er away and try again.
> > Shit!
>
> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor
> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)

Broken toasted English muffin pieces go well swirled in a soup just
before serving. I generally don't think that far ahead though.

leo

"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.250...
> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>
>>
>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>> Andy said...
>>>
>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>
>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never mind
>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle
>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>
>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>
>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>> A current event.
>>>>
>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>
>>>
>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>
>>> Andy
>>
>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>> ****er away and try again.
>> Shit!
>
> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about nor
> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>
Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is "special".

-sw

On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...

>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.250...
>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>>> Andy said...
>>>>
>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never
mind
>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle
>>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>> A current event.
>>>>>
>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>>> ****er away and try again.
>>> Shit!
>>
>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about
nor
>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>>
> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is
"special".
>
> -sw
>
>

As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that.

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Wayne Boatwright

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"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
5.247...
> On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...
>
>>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>> 5.250...
>>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never
> mind
>>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle
>>>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>> A current event.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>>>> ****er away and try again.
>>>> Shit!
>>>
>>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about
> nor
>>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>>>
>> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is
> "special".
>>
>> -sw
>>
>>
>
> As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that.
>
> --
> Wayne Boatwright


A shame really. Every child should not be mainstreamed. Certainly not the
ones who wear helmets regardless.

-sw

On Tue 23 Sep 2008 06:04:18p, Paco told us...

>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.247...
>> On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...
>>
>>>
>>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>>> 5.250...
>>>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message
>>>>> ...
>>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never
>> mind
>>>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an
>>>>>>>> angle 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>>> A current event.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>
>>>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>>>>> ****er away and try again.
>>>>> Shit!
>>>>
>>>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about
>> nor
>>>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>>>>
>>> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is
>> "special".
>>>
>>> -sw
>>>
>>>
>>
>> As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that.
>>
>> --
>> Wayne Boatwright
>
>
> A shame really. Every child should not be mainstreamed. Certainly not
> the ones who wear helmets regardless.
>
> -sw
>
>

Some really need to be in a facility, such as those run by our
organization.

--
Wayne Boatwright

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