"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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> On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...
>
>>
>> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
>> 5.250...
>>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>>>> Andy said...
>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never
> mind
>>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle
>>>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>>> A current event.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>>>
>>>>> Andy
>>>>
>>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>>>> ****er away and try again.
>>>> Shit!
>>>
>>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about
> nor
>>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>>>
>> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is
> "special".
>>
>> -sw
>>
>>
>
> As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that.
>
> --
> Wayne Boatwright


A shame really. Every child should not be mainstreamed. Certainly not the
ones who wear helmets regardless.

-sw