On Tue 23 Sep 2008 04:47:55p, Paco told us...

>
> "Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
> 5.250...
>> On Mon 22 Sep 2008 09:32:45p, Mike told us...
>>
>>>
>>> "Andy" <q> wrote in message ...
>>>> Andy said...
>>>>
>>>>> Andy wrote:
>>>>>> Split an English muffin really lopsided?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're slicing open the simplest food, the English Muffin (never
mind
>>>>>> they're fork split!), when the top or bottom breaks away at an angle
>>>>>> 1/3 sooner or so than the other?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Now you're left with terribly incompatible pieces!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> What do you do?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Andy
>>>>>> A current event.
>>>>>
>>>>> Take it back to where you bought it from and exchange it for a
>>>>> non-defective (not made by the English) muffin. You did keep your
>>>>> receipt, didn't you?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Heh heh heh heh heh!
>>>>
>>>> Andy
>>>
>>> God Damn it... Its just a english ****ing Muffin. Throw the Mother
>>> ****er away and try again.
>>> Shit!
>>
>> Total idiocy, Mike, total idiocy. Has nothing better to kvetch about
nor
>> anything to contribute. You gave excellent advice. :-)
>>
> Now Wayne, be kind. You were raised better than that. Andy is
"special".
>
> -sw
>
>

As in "special needs"? Yeah, I know all about that.

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