A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Carl Dau wrote in news:6b5d83d7-d493-4339-
:

A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.



LOL!! We call that a 'Ringburner Burger'.




I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???



Satay Calamari right up in the Highlands of Malaysia.

If one possessed a reasonable thought back in those days, one would have
said...... "Hang on, it's 1975, and it takes 4 days for anything to get
from the coast up to here...... and the Malays don't go much on
refrigeration!!"

But......... I ended up with a slight stomach ache...... a couple of
farts and a good dump later and I was fine.

4 of my mates who had the same food ended up in hospital :-)



--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

You will travel through the valley of rejection;
you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your
home,
though it will not be where you left it.

On Feb 4, 8:02 am, Carl Dau wrote:
A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Okra. I didn't realise how slimy it was.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada

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John Kane wrote:

Okra. I didn't realise how slimy it was.

It isn't always. Ever tried the Vietnamese canh chua (sour-and-spicy
soup)? Okra is usually present and has a nearly crispy texture, nothing
slimy about it.

Victor

"kilikini" wrote in
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What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body
like *that* before! :~)




Well, that killed any thought I may have had about having breakfast!!

I'll have to stick my fingers in my ears, close my eyes and go
"Lalalalalalalalalalalala........." from now on!! :-)




--
Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

You will travel through the valley of rejection;
you will reside in the land of morning mists...and you will find your home,
though it will not be where you left it.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???


Tamales from a glass jar. I almost never get indigestion but those
buggers gave it to me for almost twelve hours.

On Feb 4, 8:02�am, Carl Dau wrote:
What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Mine is real simple. Never eat a half box of Cheerios in one sitting.

One time on Usenet, " said:
On Feb 4, 8:02=EF=BF=BDam, Carl Dau wrote:

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Mine is real simple. Never eat a half box of Cheerios in one sitting.

Same here, only with a 1 pound bag of carrots...

--
Jani in WA

One time on Usenet, "Michael \"Dog3\"" said:
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One time on Usenet, " said:
On Feb 4, 8:02=EF=BF=BDam, Carl Dau wrote:

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Mine is real simple. Never eat a half box of Cheerios in one sitting.

Same here, only with a 1 pound bag of carrots...

I hadn't thought about veggies and such. Hows about 1 1/2 pounds of bing
cherries at one sitting... Gawd

Ooooh, dude -- I think your cherries beat my carrots for evilness...

--
Jani in WA

Michael \"Dog3\" wrote:


I hadn't thought about veggies and such. Hows about 1 1/2 pounds of bing
cherries at one sitting... Gawd

A number of years ago, when the kid was still living here, I had made a batch
of baklava. A few hours later he complained that the baklava had made him
sick. he had eaten about 3/4 of it. He never did that again.

Michael "Dog3" wrote:
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One time on Usenet, " said:
On Feb 4, 8:02=EF=BF=BDam, Carl Dau
wrote:

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Mine is real simple. Never eat a half box of Cheerios in one
sitting.

Same here, only with a 1 pound bag of carrots...

I hadn't thought about veggies and such. Hows about 1 1/2 pounds of
bing cherries at one sitting... Gawd

Two words: Corn Poopies.

"Carl Dau" wrote in message
...
A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???


Natto.

Paul

On Feb 4, 12:36*pm, "kilikini" wrote:
"Carl Dau" wrote in message

...

A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. *Oh my gosh were they
good - until the next day. *I've never smelled anything from my body like
*that* before! *:~)

kili ---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. *Yikes!


Tell me you were in Puerto Vallarta??? - I had a VERY similar
experience!

Myrl

On Feb 4, 5:36*pm, "kilikini" wrote:
"Myrl Jeffcoat" wrote in message

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On Feb 4, 12:36 pm, "kilikini" wrote:
"Carl Dau" wrote in message

....

A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

I ate some tacos from a street vendor in Mexico. Oh my gosh were they
good - until the next day. I've never smelled anything from my body like
*that* before! :~)

kili ---- who couldn't even go to work the next day. Yikes!

Tell me you were in Puerto Vallarta??? - I had a VERY similar
experience!

Myrl

No, but Tijuana is just as touristy. *Loved the tacos, hated the "side
effects". *:~)

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My daughter, her husband, grandkids and I went to Puerto Vallarta a
few years back. My daughter told me that if I took Imodium tablets
every morning, I wouldn't get Tourista.

Well, they had the oposite effect, and blocked me up so bad, I could
barely move - I was pure concrete inside. So, since this was going to
be a very long Mexican vacation, I decided to stop by a Mexican
pharmacy and see if I could "alleviate" the problem with some kind of
laxative. About day 5 of the vacation, we went on a horseback ride to
the waterfalls, after eating some "wonderful" tacos from one of the
vendors, WHEN EVERYTHING came together to create a PERFECT storm!

I thought for certain they were going to need to airlift me out of the
country;-(

But those were really good tacos;-) And that stuff from the pharmacy
really worked too!

Haggis. Yuk! Like eating canned cat food. At least it smells like
canned cat food and tastes as I imagine canned cat food would taste
based on its smell. Yuk. Yuk. Yuk!

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On Mon, 4 Feb 2008 05:02:13 -0800 (PST), Carl Dau
wrote:

A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.

It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
severely burned my asshole.

I swear, this burger was from HELL.

What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???