On Feb 4, 8:02 am, Carl Dau > wrote:
> A few years ago, I ate a hamburger that I made myself
> with a lot of onions, chili and pepper.
>
> It was surely the food from hell, because it tortured my
> bowels for many hours and my poor ass was almost
> destroyed by the heavy farts this demonic burger created
> in my bowels. Then, when it finally left my body, it
> severely burned my asshole.
>
> I swear, this burger was from HELL.
>
> What's the most EVIL food you ever ate???

Okra. I didn't realise how slimy it was.

John Kane, Kingston ON Canada