I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said.
He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"

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Omelet said...

> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
> you think I'll live to be 80?"
> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> "No," I said.
> He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"


Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.

Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.

Andy

On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:29:20 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
>exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
>you think I'll live to be 80?"
>He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
>"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
>Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
>
>"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
>hiking, or bicycling?"
>"No, I don't," I said.
>He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
>"No," I said.
>He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>
>(received by e-mail <g>)

lol!

In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> Omelet said...
>
> > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
> > you think I'll live to be 80?"
> > He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
> > "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> > I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
> >
> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> > hiking, or bicycling?"
> > "No, I don't," I said.
> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> > "No," I said.
> > He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>
>
> Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.
>
> Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.
>
> Andy

Cheers babe! :-)
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In article >,
Karen AKA Kajikit > wrote:

> On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:29:20 -0500, Omelet >
> wrote:
>
> >I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> >exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> >A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
> >you think I'll live to be 80?"
> >He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
> >"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
> >Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> >I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
> >
> >"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> >hiking, or bicycling?"
> >"No, I don't," I said.
> >He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> >"No," I said.
> >He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
> >
> >(received by e-mail <g>)
>
> lol!

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Omelet said...

> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> Omelet said...
>>
>> > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
>> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
>> > "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>> > He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
>> > "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
>> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>> > I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
>> > unhealthy!"
>> >
>> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
>> > hiking, or bicycling?"
>> > "No, I don't," I said.
>> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
>> > "No," I said.
>> > He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>>
>>
>> Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.
>>
>> Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.
>>
>> Andy
>
> Cheers babe! :-)


Yeah, well, cheers babe! TRY AGAIN!

Dare ya! I'm not THAT gullible!!! (famous last words)

<chuckle>

Andy