On Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:29:20 -0500, Omelet >
wrote:

>I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
>exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
>you think I'll live to be 80?"
>He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
>"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
>Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
>
>"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
>hiking, or bicycling?"
>"No, I don't," I said.
>He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
>"No," I said.
>He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>
>(received by e-mail <g>)

lol!