In article >, Andy <q> wrote:

> Omelet said...
>
> > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
> > you think I'll live to be 80?"
> > He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
> > "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> > I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
> >
> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> > hiking, or bicycling?"
> > "No, I don't," I said.
> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> > "No," I said.
> > He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>
>
> Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.
>
> Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.
>
> Andy

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