Omelet said...

> I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
> exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
> A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do
> you think I'll live to be 80?"
> He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
> "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
> Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
> I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
>
> "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
> hiking, or bicycling?"
> "No, I don't," I said.
> He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
> "No," I said.
> He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"


Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.

Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.

Andy