Omelet said...

> In article >, Andy <q> wrote:
>
>> Omelet said...
>>
>> > I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
>> > exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
>> > A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
>> > "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
>> > He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
>> > "Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"
>> > Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
>> > I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very
>> > unhealthy!"
>> >
>> > "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
>> > hiking, or bicycling?"
>> > "No, I don't," I said.
>> > He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
>> > "No," I said.
>> > He looked at me and said, "So, why do you even give a shit?"
>>
>>
>> Very funny. I thought it was actually your doctor! LOL.
>>
>> Ya put one past me, again. Thanks CotD #3.
>>
>> Andy
>
> Cheers babe! :-)


Yeah, well, cheers babe! TRY AGAIN!

Dare ya! I'm not THAT gullible!!! (famous last words)

<chuckle>

Andy