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cl > writes:
> http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc825.html > > Kevin, my sweet dear, is an Idiot. www.fags.org? Is that some kind of *** pawn site? Phil -- God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. |
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shelly > writes:
> >Your right, I don't know this teknology thingy! > > you really *are* directionally challenged, aren't you? i told > you before, it's on his left, not his right. But you can see Kevin? And Kevin can see you? So you're facing each other? So your left _is_ his right. Keep up. Except that Kevin's in the US, and, from your interest in barbecues, I infer you're in Austria, so your up is his down. Phil -- God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. |
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shelly > writes:
> >Your right, I don't know this teknology thingy! > > you really *are* directionally challenged, aren't you? i told > you before, it's on his left, not his right. But you can see Kevin? And Kevin can see you? So you're facing each other? So your left _is_ his right. Keep up. Except that Kevin's in the US, and, from your interest in barbecues, I infer you're in Austria, so your up is his down. Phil -- God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him. |
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shelly wrote:
> would you feel better if we all began referring to you as > Sweet Dear? mmmmm Honey BBQ Deer |
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On 09 Dec 2004 23:17:49 +0200, Phil Carmody
> wrote: >Except that Kevin's in the US, and, from your interest in barbecues, I infer >you're in Austria, so your up is his down. Uh, Phil? I think you mean "I imply you're in Austria." HTH. -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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Kevin S. Wilson > writes:
> On 09 Dec 2004 23:17:49 +0200, Phil Carmody > > wrote: > > >Except that Kevin's in the US, and, from your interest in barbecues, I infer > >you're in Austria, so your up is his down. > > Uh, Phil? I think you mean "I imply you're in Austria." I stand corregated. Phil -- The gun is good. The penis is evil... Go forth and kill. |
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Kevin S. Wilson > writes:
> On 09 Dec 2004 23:17:49 +0200, Phil Carmody > > wrote: > > >Except that Kevin's in the US, and, from your interest in barbecues, I infer > >you're in Austria, so your up is his down. > > Uh, Phil? I think you mean "I imply you're in Austria." I stand corregated. Phil -- The gun is good. The penis is evil... Go forth and kill. |
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"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote: > Did CAL just call me his sweet dear? Try as I might, I can find no > other way to parse that sentence. > > EWWWWWW!!1!!!11 I can only imagine the sucrose coursing your veins. -CAL |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 12:43:30 GMT, cl > wrote:
> >"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote: > >> Did CAL just call me his sweet dear? Try as I might, I can find no >> other way to parse that sentence. >> >> EWWWWWW!!1!!!11 > >I can only imagine the sucrose coursing your veins. > "Coursing"? Is someone helping you with these posts, Cyrano? How come you haven't x-posted that post of mine in ARK yet? You know, the one that "references" AFB? -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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Nick wrote:
> Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the > members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? Nick, there are so incredibly many things you are wrong about that it's hard to know where to start. But, since you asked, yes, you are wrong that SWilson's intent was to **** OFF the members of the AFB group at cl's expense. Thank you for asking. |
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Nick wrote:
> Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the > members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? Nick, there are so incredibly many things you are wrong about that it's hard to know where to start. But, since you asked, yes, you are wrong that SWilson's intent was to **** OFF the members of the AFB group at cl's expense. Thank you for asking. |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 14:43:30 -0600, Nick > wrote:
>On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 07:19:18 -0700, Kevin S. Wilson > >wrote: > >>On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 12:43:30 GMT, cl > wrote: >>> >>>"Kevin S. Wilson" wrote: >>> >>>> Did CAL just call me his sweet dear? Try as I might, I can find no >>>> other way to parse that sentence. >>>> >>>> EWWWWWW!!1!!!11 >>> >>>I can only imagine the sucrose coursing your veins. >>> >>"Coursing"? Is someone helping you with these posts, Cyrano? >> >>How come you haven't x-posted that post of mine in ARK yet? You know, >>the one that "references" AFB? > >Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the >members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? > I'm confused. Exactly what about my post would **** off the members of ARK? To what would they object? -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 16:27:51 -0600, Nick > wrote:
>What a shocker! Kevvie is confused! Is he losing track of his trolls? My mistake. Oh, BTW, that word you keep using? Trolls? It still doesn't mean what you think it means. >Try remedial reading 101, kevvie. I said "AFB." Sheeeesh! Seems you're the one having trouble in that arena, if you think the intent of my post in ARK was to **** off AFB. It was to call CAL's attention to the idiocy of his answer to the question, "Why did you x-post into AFB a message that originated in ARK and had nothing to do with BBQ?" Those of us who have been paying attention-- that would be pretty much everyone but you -- know that CAL's answer was "because the post referred to AFB." Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to think he lied when he answered the question. -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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Kevin S. Wilson > writes:
> > Those of us who have been paying attention-- that would be pretty much > everyone but you -- know that CAL's answer was "because the post > referred to AFB." > > Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. > > So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references > to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to > think he lied when he answered the question. Ho hum. PLONK!!!1! That's the first plonkfest for 2005! -- a house-blowing wolfen sneezer / might be a porcine tortfeasor. -- plorkwort http://beable.com |
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Nick > wrote:
> >What a shocker! Kevvie is confused! Is he losing track of his trolls? >Try remedial reading 101, kevvie. I said "AFB." Sheeeesh! > Well, okay, I owe Kevin one (1) beer. See that? It's a bear trap. DON'T STEP IN THE BEAR TRA--[clomp] oh, dammit, that's the third time. Xcott |
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Nick > wrote:
> >What a shocker! Kevvie is confused! Is he losing track of his trolls? >Try remedial reading 101, kevvie. I said "AFB." Sheeeesh! > Well, okay, I owe Kevin one (1) beer. See that? It's a bear trap. DON'T STEP IN THE BEAR TRA--[clomp] oh, dammit, that's the third time. Xcott |
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Nick: >>>Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the >>>members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? Kevin: >>I'm confused. Exactly what about my post would **** off the members of >>ARK? To what would they object? Nick: >What a shocker! Kevvie is confused! Is he losing track of his trolls? >Try remedial reading 101, kevvie. I said "AFB." Sheeeesh! Wow! I can see the hook poking through Nick's cheek from here! Nice one, Kevins! The simple yet elegant, ever-crowd-pleasing one-and-a-half-twisting froup-shift. I give it a 9.8! -=D=- -- "Keep your sunny side up!" --- My Uncle Tony |
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Nick: >>>Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the >>>members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? Kevin: >>I'm confused. Exactly what about my post would **** off the members of >>ARK? To what would they object? Nick: >What a shocker! Kevvie is confused! Is he losing track of his trolls? >Try remedial reading 101, kevvie. I said "AFB." Sheeeesh! Wow! I can see the hook poking through Nick's cheek from here! Nice one, Kevins! The simple yet elegant, ever-crowd-pleasing one-and-a-half-twisting froup-shift. I give it a 9.8! -=D=- -- "Keep your sunny side up!" --- My Uncle Tony |
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"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message ... > >> > >>How come you haven't x-posted that post of mine in ARK yet? You know, > >>the one that "references" AFB? > > > >Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the > >members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? > > > I'm confused. Exactly what about my post would **** off the members of > ARK? To what would they object? You must have a wierd reaction to dextromorphane or something. Well either your cough meds or lack off insulin is causing you Senor Teknikal Righter from Boysee State Eye Da Whore problems. -CAL |
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"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message ... > >> > >>How come you haven't x-posted that post of mine in ARK yet? You know, > >>the one that "references" AFB? > > > >Well... proby because the intent of your post was to **** OFF the > >members of the AFB group at cl's expense! Am I wrong? > > > I'm confused. Exactly what about my post would **** off the members of > ARK? To what would they object? You must have a wierd reaction to dextromorphane or something. Well either your cough meds or lack off insulin is causing you Senor Teknikal Righter from Boysee State Eye Da Whore problems. -CAL |
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"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message ... > On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 16:27:51 -0600, Nick > wrote: > Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. Kevie, you are the one lost in the conversation, not Nick but you would rather drown that in all you fluff. > So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references > to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to > think he lied when he answered the question. Paranoid thoughts due to the realization that your not as bright as you thought you were? BTW, how does the troll miser like being trolled so hard? Yes, I meant miser. -CAL |
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cl > wrote:
>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message >> Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. > >He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. You have my condolences. >Kevie, you are the one lost in the conversation, not Nick but you would >rather drown that in all you fluff. Mmmm, fluff. Fluff do-nuts. "I never drink ... fluff." >> So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references >> to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to >> think he lied when he answered the question. > >Paranoid thoughts due to the realization that your not as bright as you >thought you were? And I am happy to see that Usenet Rules #1, #547, #5, and #-6 are still accurate more than ten years later. Hooray! >BTW, how does the troll miser like being trolled so hard? Yes, I meant miser. If you don't actually know how you're doing it, it's not a troll, it's a paratroll. Dave "and he's actually a philanthropist; he does this For Your Own Good" DeLaney -- \/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK> http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K. |
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cl > wrote:
>"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message >> Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. > >He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. You have my condolences. >Kevie, you are the one lost in the conversation, not Nick but you would >rather drown that in all you fluff. Mmmm, fluff. Fluff do-nuts. "I never drink ... fluff." >> So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references >> to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to >> think he lied when he answered the question. > >Paranoid thoughts due to the realization that your not as bright as you >thought you were? And I am happy to see that Usenet Rules #1, #547, #5, and #-6 are still accurate more than ten years later. Hooray! >BTW, how does the troll miser like being trolled so hard? Yes, I meant miser. If you don't actually know how you're doing it, it's not a troll, it's a paratroll. Dave "and he's actually a philanthropist; he does this For Your Own Good" DeLaney -- \/David DeLaney posting from "It's not the pot that grows the flower It's not the clock that slows the hour The definition's plain for anyone to see Love is all it takes to make a family" - R&P. VISUALIZE HAPPYNET VRbeable<BLINK> http://www.vic.com/~dbd/ - net.legends FAQ & Magic / I WUV you in all CAPS! --K. |
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"cl" > wrote:
>He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. OMG. Doesn't claiming MENSA candidacy/membership kill a thread just as invoking Nazis does? I think "YES!" Thank God the thread is dead! -=D=- -- "Keep your sunny side up!" --- My Uncle Tony |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 02:39:11 GMT, "cl" > wrote:
> >"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message .. . >> On Fri, 10 Dec 2004 16:27:51 -0600, Nick > wrote: > >> Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. > >He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. Is there a MENSA Corallary to Godwin's Law? >Kevie, you are the one lost in the conversation, not Nick but you would >rather drown that in all you fluff. > >> So there it sits, a post in ARK just chock-o-block full of references >> to AFB, yet for some reason CAL hasn't x-posted it. I'm beginning to >> think he lied when he answered the question. > >Paranoid thoughts due to the realization that your not as bright as you >thought you were? I'll take that as "yes," then. I guess you did lie when you said the reason you crossposted was that the thread contained a reference to AFB. So, why did you do it? -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 02:39:11 GMT, "cl" > wrote:
>He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. you're a real woman now! (also, i don't believe you.) -- shelly http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette When it is time to stuff cigarettes into the nostrils of the tortured corpses of deposed leaders, count us in! -- Melora (Rasputina) |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 02:31:45 GMT, "cl" > wrote:
>You must have a wierd reaction to dextromorphane ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you have *got* to be trolling. (oh, and, DMing, as we used to call it back in the day, is sooooo 1987.) -- shelly http://home.bluemarble.net/~scouvrette In order to change a color it is enough to change the color of its background. -- Michel Eugene Chevreul |
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cl > wrote:
> >He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. Did they kick you out for thinking that "Mensa" was an acronym? But anyhoo: it is a common practice for someone to point out "official" evidence that he/she is smart, after being roundly ridiculed on Usenet. "Oh yeah? Well my SATs were blah blah," etc. But this is a bit like a short person pulling out his driver's license to prove that he really is 5'11". --X |
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On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 10:24:14 -0500, shelly >
wrote: >On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 02:39:11 GMT, "cl" > wrote: > >>He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. > >you're a real woman now! Indeed. Hear him roar! >(also, i don't believe you.) I'm sure he has proof. Right, Pro? -- Kevin S. Wilson Tech Writer at a university somewhere in Idaho "When you can't do something completely impractical and intrinsically useless *yourself*, you go get the Kibologists to do it for you." --J. Furr |
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In article >,
Kevin S. Wilson > wrote: > On Thu, 09 Dec 2004 18:33:27 GMT, cl > wrote: > > > > >Kevin, my sweet dear, is an Idiot. > > Did CAL just call me his sweet dear? Try as I might, I can find no > other way to parse that sentence. > > EWWWWWW!!1!!!11 Yeh, he finally got you. Marie |
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In article >,
"cl" > wrote: > "Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message > ... > > > Yeah, I know. But then again, he's almost as dumb as you. > > He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. ***************************************^^^^^^***** *********************** > -CAL So much nostalgia it is ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!!11 Good thing I gave up trolling and crossposting. More or less. This is just leaping out of the obvious bag, but i.....shall,......resist....... Marie |
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In article e.net>,
shelly > wrote: > on 2004-12-09 at 10:42 > wrote: > > >Case and point: > > okay, now you're trolling with Crisco (half the calories of > Vaseline and twice the flavor!). OK, this is off topic, but Triscuit has recently changed their recipe to eliminate trans-fats and has this prominently displayed on the box...along with a statement that Triscuits are GRATE with Kraft Cheez. |
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In article e.net>,
shelly > wrote: > on 2004-12-09 at 10:42 > wrote: > > >Case and point: > > okay, now you're trolling with Crisco (half the calories of > Vaseline and twice the flavor!). OK, this is off topic, but Triscuit has recently changed their recipe to eliminate trans-fats and has this prominently displayed on the box...along with a statement that Triscuits are GRATE with Kraft Cheez. |
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Rose Marie Holt > wrote:
>You kidding? It isnt as much fun when they jump into the boat. Yeah, I know, but I figured my ex-hubster needed a morale boost. -=D=- -- "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." ---Gloria Steinem |
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"Kevin S. Wilson" > wrote in message ... > I'll take that as "yes," then. I guess you did lie when you said the > reason you crossposted was that the thread contained a reference to > AFB. > > So, why did you do it? Entropy. The first post contained it the second did not. |
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"Xcott Craver" > wrote in message ... > cl > wrote: > > > >He must be a bright guy given I was a MENSA candidate at the age of 12. > > Did they kick you out for thinking that "Mensa" was an acronym? Candidacy doesn't equate to membership... > But anyhoo: it is a common practice for someone to point out > "official" evidence that he/she is smart, after being roundly > ridiculed on Usenet. "Oh yeah? Well my SATs were blah blah," etc. So Kevin wins the awards of your post. He started the 'my dick is bigger than yours' by trying to compare SATs, which just so happens to be the cause of this thread  -CAL |
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"Rose Marie Holt" > wrote in message ... > In article e.net>, > shelly > wrote: > > > on 2004-12-09 at 10:42 > wrote: > > > > >Case and point: > > > > okay, now you're trolling with Crisco (half the calories of > > Vaseline and twice the flavor!). > > OK, this is off topic, but Triscuit has recently changed their recipe to > eliminate trans-fats and has this prominently displayed on the > box...along with a statement that Triscuits are GRATE with Kraft Cheez. All this this offtopic talk begs the question of which is the better lube: Crisco, Vaseline or Kraft Cheese. Kevin? -CAL |
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"Rose Marie Holt" > wrote in message ... > In article e.net>, > shelly > wrote: > > > on 2004-12-09 at 10:42 > wrote: > > > > >Case and point: > > > > okay, now you're trolling with Crisco (half the calories of > > Vaseline and twice the flavor!). > > OK, this is off topic, but Triscuit has recently changed their recipe to > eliminate trans-fats and has this prominently displayed on the > box...along with a statement that Triscuits are GRATE with Kraft Cheez. All this this offtopic talk begs the question of which is the better lube: Crisco, Vaseline or Kraft Cheese. Kevin? -CAL |
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