On Wednesday, 29 March 2000 at 01:00:00 UTC-7, bjorn wrote:
You ask for fork to be able to put more food faster in your large fat
american pig mouth. American pig eat so fast doesnt want use
chopsticks. I laugh at your pig ways. Eat more food today
On Wed, 29 Mar 2000 07:03:29 -0800, werewolf
wrote:
I love *authentic* Asian food, but I don't like chopsticks. How
gauche am I being by requesting a fork? I'd like to go to Asia.
What would I do there? Would I have to learn to use chopsticks?
(The goofy little things are so awkward!) Could I carry my own
little fork around with me? Also, is it considered polite to eat
sushi with one's fingers, or to drink soup straight out of the
bowl? Not that I am overly concerned with being the paradigm of
haute couture. Basically I am just a down home feller what
drinks vodka straight outa the bottle (or used to), but I have
occasional attacks of self-consciousness.

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"You ask for fork to be able to put more food faster in your large fat
american pig mouth. American pig eat so fast doesnt want use
chopsticks. I laugh at your pig ways. Eat more food today"


Ha ha ha!