On Wednesday, 29 March 2000 at 01:00:00 UTC-7, bjorn wrote:
> You ask for fork to be able to put more food faster in your large fat
> american pig mouth. American pig eat so fast doesnt want use
> chopsticks. I laugh at your pig ways. Eat more food today
> On Wed, 29 Mar 2000 07:03:29 -0800, werewolf
> > wrote:
> >I love *authentic* Asian food, but I don't like chopsticks. How
> >gauche am I being by requesting a fork? I'd like to go to Asia.
> >What would I do there? Would I have to learn to use chopsticks?
> >(The goofy little things are so awkward!) Could I carry my own
> >little fork around with me? Also, is it considered polite to eat
> >sushi with one's fingers, or to drink soup straight out of the
> >bowl? Not that I am overly concerned with being the paradigm of
> >haute couture. Basically I am just a down home feller what
> >drinks vodka straight outa the bottle (or used to), but I have
> >occasional attacks of self-consciousness.
> >
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"You ask for fork to be able to put more food faster in your large fat
> american pig mouth. American pig eat so fast doesnt want use
> chopsticks. I laugh at your pig ways. Eat more food today"


Ha ha ha!