They're laid.

Thank you.


modom

modom wrote:
> They're laid.

When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.

Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

On 9 Jan 2006 18:56:44 -0800, "Sheldon" > wrote:

>
>modom wrote:
>> They're laid.
>
>When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
>When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.
>
>Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.

I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.


modom

modom wrote:
> On 9 Jan 2006 18:56:44 -0800, "Sheldon" > wrote:
>
> >
> >modom wrote:
> >> They're laid.
> >
> >When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
> >When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.
> >
> >Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.
>
> I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.

Actually that's oral sex where you swallow.

modom wrote:
> On 9 Jan 2006 18:56:44 -0800, "Sheldon" > wrote:
>
>>
>> modom wrote:
>>> They're laid.
>>
>> When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
>> When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.
>>
>> Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.
>
> I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.
>
>
> modom

LOL! Butter, salt & pepper, please.

Jill

modom wrote:
> They're laid.
>
> Thank you.
>
>
> modom


Thank you, when Michael and I spoke, I referred to "unlaid" eggs, but
we quickly went on to another topic, so I suppose he didn't remember.

Your kitchen is beautiful and one of the nicest views of the picture
is the new puppy in the corner. ) It makes the kitchen look
"homey", not just as a place for cooking.

Sheldon wrote:
> modom wrote:
>
>>They're laid.
>
>
> When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
> When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.
>
> Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.
>

It's that very fact that kept me from eating eggs for a few years. In
High School we watched a chicken develop in the egg (they peeled back a
bit of shell) It made me completely ill lol....no eggs for about 5
years. Well, no eggs alone - I still ate bread etc

Roberta (in VA)

Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> Margaret Suran > looking for trouble wrote
> in :
>
>
>>
>>modom wrote:
>>
>>>They're laid.
>>>
>>>Thank you.
>>>
>>>
>>>modom
>>
>>
>>Thank you, when Michael and I spoke, I referred to "unlaid" eggs, but
>>we quickly went on to another topic, so I suppose he didn't remember.
>>
>>Your kitchen is beautiful and one of the nicest views of the picture
>>is the new puppy in the corner. ) It makes the kitchen look
>>"homey", not just as a place for cooking.
>>
>
>
> The mind is the first to go Margaret. Mine left years ago I do like
> Michael's kitchen. I wish my kitchen was square with an island.
>
> Michael <- still wants the puppy
>
So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. (

A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
one of my cousins had one.

"modom" > wrote in message
...
> They're laid.
>
> Thank you.
>
>
> modom

Oooh! That's a statement waiting for a comment!

MoM

On Tue, 10 Jan 2006, Margaret Suran wrote:

>
>
> Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> > Margaret Suran > looking for trouble wrote
> > in :

> > Michael <- still wants the puppy
> >
> So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. (
>
> A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
> one of my cousins had one.
>

What is a Dackerl?

Elaine, too

Elaine Parrish wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Jan 2006, Margaret Suran wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> > > Margaret Suran > looking for trouble wrote
> > > in :
>
> > > Michael <- still wants the puppy
> > >
> > So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. (
> >
> > A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
> > one of my cousins had one.
> >
>
> What is a Dackerl?
>
> Elaine, too

Google doesn't recognize it as a dog - maybe it has a more common name.
I saw some Tibetan mastiffs on APL the other night, and boy, would
they be nice to curl up with. Too much hair, though.

N.

Elaine Parrish wrote:
>
>
> On Tue, 10 Jan 2006, Margaret Suran wrote:
>
>
>>
>>Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
>>
>>>Margaret Suran > looking for trouble wrote
>>>in :
>
>
>>>Michael <- still wants the puppy
>>>
>>
>>So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. (
>>
>>A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
>>one of my cousins had one.
>>
>
>
> What is a Dackerl?
>
> Elaine, too
>
A little Dachshund. ) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
in Vienna is Dackerl.

On Tue, 10 Jan 2006, Margaret Suran wrote:

>
>
> Elaine Parrish wrote:
> >
> >
> > On Tue, 10 Jan 2006, Margaret Suran wrote:
> >
> >
> >>
> >>Michael "Dog3" Lonergan wrote:
> >>
> >>>Margaret Suran > looking for trouble wrote
> >>>in :
> >
> >
> >>>Michael <- still wants the puppy
> >>>
> >>
> >>So do I, but I do not think either one of us will get it. (
> >>
> >>A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
> >>one of my cousins had one.
> >>
> >
> >
> > What is a Dackerl?
> >
> > Elaine, too
> >
> A little Dachshund. ) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
> in Vienna is Dackerl.
>

Thanks, Margaret! I knew I couldn't picture such a dog. Then I was
wondering if it was one of those "special crosses" like a peek-a-poo.
Dachshunds are so cute.

Elaine, too

Elaine Parrish wrote:
> >
>> > Elaine, too
>> >
>> A little Dachshund. ) The German word is Dackel, the diminutive
>> in Vienna is Dackerl.
>>
>
> Thanks, Margaret! I knew I couldn't picture such a dog. Then I was
> wondering if it was one of those "special crosses" like a peek-a-poo.
> Dachshunds are so cute.
>
> Elaine, too
>

David's friend's parents have 5 dachshunds! they're like a little crazy wiener
herd.

--
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Margaret Suran wrote:
>
>
> A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl and
> one of my cousins had one.

Please describe a Dackerl.

gloria p

Puester wrote:
> Margaret Suran wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> A Dackerl has been the dog of my dreams since I was a little girl
>> and one of my cousins had one.
>
>
> Please describe a Dackerl.
>
> gloria


Gloria, A Dackel is a Dachshund, it's what it is called in German.
A Dackerl is a small Dachshund or just a loving way to call one of any
age or size. It's what we called them in Vienna and which is probably
still that way. Sorry if you thought I knew of a special breed of dog.

My cousin had a female Dackerl. She got loose one day when she was
being walked and came back after having mated with a large dog. She
died trying to give birth to a litter of puppies that were too large
for such a small dog. C sections for dogs did not exist at that time
and neither did abortions. I remember the dog, but I cannot recall
her name.

Margaret Suran wrote:
>
>
> Puester wrote:
>>
>> Please describe a Dackerl.
>>
>> gloria
>
>
>
> Gloria, A Dackel is a Dachshund, it's what it is called in German.
> A Dackerl is a small Dachshund or just a loving way to call one of any
> age or size. It's what we called them in Vienna and which is probably
> still that way. Sorry if you thought I knew of a special breed of dog.
>

Please don't be sorry about that. The longer I live the more I learn
how much I DON'T know.

I've never been crazy about Dachshunds but our Swedish partner has a
very nice, very old long-haired Dachshund named Robin ("Rob-BEEN" in
Swedish.) R. has a lot of personality and begs to come along when we are
out in the forest picking lingonberries or chanterelles.


> My cousin had a female Dackerl. She got loose one day when she was
> being walked and came back after having mated with a large dog. She
> died trying to give birth to a litter of puppies that were too large
> for such a small dog.

Ouch! Poor dog.

gloria p