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Default Eggs aren't born

On 9 Jan 2006 18:56:44 -0800, "Sheldon" > wrote:

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>modom wrote:
>> They're laid.

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>When eating an unfertilized egg you're ingesting chicken menses.
>When eating a fertilized egg you're ingesting a chicken fetus.
>
>Either way you've been screwed by a chicken.


I prefer to think of it as oral sex with condiments.


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