> wrote in message
...
> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> in his New Orleans kitchen.

Was this a combination breakfast/good luck charm?

Gabby

no, it was part of the network's "invasion" cast.

In article >, reporter296
@wildnewsinternational.com says...
> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> hurricane winds.
>
> This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> of the omulet smashing into his face.
>
> Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>
> This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> salvation.
>
> Ralph Garcia - Wild News International

Boiling an omulet? Do you mean an _omelette_, like a poached egg? Or an
_amulet_, a good luck charm? If it was the latter, it wasn't too lucky
for him.

On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:10:39 -0500,
wrote:

>In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
>in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
>jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
>him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
>his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
>hurricane winds.
>
>This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
>section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
>omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
>against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
>since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
>Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
>but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
>of the omulet smashing into his face.
>
>Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
>receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
>damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
>are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>
>This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
>family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
>said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
>the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
>never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
>asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
>salvation.
>
>Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
>

Why did you omit the fact that his 7 year old daughter was
violentely raped by the Omulet and then her neck snapped like a
matchstick? I read that in numerous news sources so I know it is
true.

Sherman wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:10:39 -0500,
> wrote:
>
> >In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> >in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> >jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> >him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> >his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> >hurricane winds.
> >
> >This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> >section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> >omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> >against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> >since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> >Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> >but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> >of the omulet smashing into his face.
> >
> >Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> >receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> >damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> >are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
> >
> >This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> >family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> >said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> >the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> >never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> >asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> >salvation.
> >
> >Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
> >
>
> Why did you omit the fact that his 7 year old daughter was
> violentely raped by the Omulet and then her neck snapped like a
> matchstick? I read that in numerous news sources so I know it is
> true.

Well I heard it from a cousin who heard it from his friend who
overheard it in a diner. My evidence is better than yours.

Harry K

An Omulet is an ancient Toltec charm in the shape of an egg. It wards
off floods in low lying areas, and must be boiled to release its
hoodoo.

M

>An Omulet is an ancient Toltec charm in the shape of an egg. It wards
>off floods in low lying areas, and must be boiled to release its
>hoodoo.

It's not Toltec, except possibly by contamination with
pre-columbian european travellers of some sort.
An omulet is a OMIN detector. It measures the amount
of "OMIN" in a cloud system. Most people can get at least
an approximation of the omin content of a cloud by eye,
but an omulet is a more objective measure, and far more
accurate and reliable.

("OMIN" is an indo-european root-word meaning pretty much
the same thing as it's modern american cognate "Oh, MAN!".)

Since this was a really ominous cloud system, this particular
omulet manifestly overloaded and failed catastrophically,
which means that it measured the amount of OMIN perfectly
accurately.
The storm was, after all, KATastrophic.

--Goedjn

I love it.

M

Was that a 2-egg omulet, or 3?

Best regards,
Bob

In article >,
wrote:

> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> in his New Orleans kitchen.

<snipped>

Omulet...
Is that anything like an oubliette?
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" | Omulet...
| Is that anything like an oubliette?

I just figured it out. It's our favourite breakfast food made with emu
eggs.

Gabby

In article >,
"Gabby" > wrote:

> "OmManiPadmeOmelet" | Omulet...
> | Is that anything like an oubliette?
>
> I just figured it out. It's our favourite breakfast food made with emu
> eggs.
>
> Gabby
>
>

<snicker>

Emulet anyone?????

Personally, I like emu egg breakfast tacos with Chorizo and jack cheese.
;-d
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

> wrote in message
...
> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> hurricane winds.
>
> This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> of the omulet smashing into his face.
>
> Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>
> This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> salvation.
>
> Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
>


Those ****ing Democrats really **** me off.

In article <cJ2%e.377793$_o.186872@attbi_s71>, Oscar_Lives
> wrote:

> > wrote in message
> ...
> > In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> > in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> > jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> > him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> > his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> > hurricane winds.
> >
> > This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> > section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> > omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> > against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> > since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> > Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> > but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> > of the omulet smashing into his face.
> >
> > Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> > receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> > damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> > are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
> >
> > This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> > family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> > said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> > the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> > never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> > asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> > salvation.
> >
> > Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
> >
>
>
> Those ****ing Democrats really **** me off.
>
>
Don't be deceived. This was never a news story; never printed; never
reported. It was a rumor of a rumor, originated in Arizona where many
were over-excited by the sight of all that water.

"Stark" > wrote in message
...
> In article <cJ2%e.377793$_o.186872@attbi_s71>, Oscar_Lives
> > wrote:
>
> > > wrote in message
> > ...
> > > In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> > > in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> > > jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> > > him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> > > his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> > > hurricane winds.
> > >
> > > This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> > > section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> > > omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> > > against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> > > since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> > > Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> > > but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> > > of the omulet smashing into his face.
> > >
> > > Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> > > receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> > > damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> > > are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
> > >
> > > This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> > > family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> > > said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> > > the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> > > never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> > > asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> > > salvation.
> > >
> > > Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
> > >
> >
> >
> > Those ****ing Democrats really **** me off.
> >
> >
> Don't be deceived. This was never a news story; never printed; never
> reported. It was a rumor of a rumor, originated in Arizona where many
> were over-excited by the sight of all that water.




Oh sure,......That's what "THEY" want us all to think.
Just hallucinations, or swamp gas.

So how do you explain the guys from area 51 taking it away in a black van ?

In article > ,
"Nola" > wrote:

> "Better Things for Better Living … Through Chemistry." - DuPont, or was it
> Timothy Leary?

Neither.
It was a science fiction author who's name escapes me at the moment.

The corollary is "but Payback is a bitch" reffering to withdrawl
hangovers. ;-)
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 13:28:32 GMT, Wm_SL > choked
out these words:

>omelette

in the States, it's sometimes spelled 'omlet.' IOW, there must
be more than one spelling for the same thing.

it's like the whole Romania/Rumania thing. or not.

david

"Alceste Tourette" > wrote in message
...
> Wait a minute, I thought all damage done by Katrina, including the fact of
> Katrina, was George Bush's fault.

"GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!"


>
> Alceste Tourette
>
>
> > wrote in message
> ...
>> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
>> in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
>> jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
>> him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
>> his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
>> hurricane winds.
>>
>> This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
>> section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
>> omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
>> against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
>> since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
>> Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
>> but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
>> of the omulet smashing into his face.
>>
>> Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
>> receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
>> damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
>> are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>>
>> This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
>> family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
>> said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
>> the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
>> never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
>> asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
>> salvation.
>>
>> Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
>>
>>
>>
>
>

Wait a minute, I thought all damage done by Katrina, including the fact of
Katrina, was George Bush's fault.

Alceste Tourette


> wrote in message
...
> In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> hurricane winds.
>
> This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> of the omulet smashing into his face.
>
> Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>
> This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> salvation.
>
> Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
>
>
>

In article <MWF%e.2183$Z96.886@trnddc05>,
"Dr. Hardcrab" > wrote:

> "Alceste Tourette" > wrote in message
> ...
> > Wait a minute, I thought all damage done by Katrina, including the fact of
> > Katrina, was George Bush's fault.
>
> "GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!"


Ick.

The thread just went racist.
Time to killfile it...... <sigh>
--
Om.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -Jack Nicholson

"OmManiPadmeOmelet" > wrote in message
...
> In article <MWF%e.2183$Z96.886@trnddc05>,
> "Dr. Hardcrab" > wrote:
>
>> "Alceste Tourette" > wrote in message
>> ...
>> > Wait a minute, I thought all damage done by Katrina, including the fact
>> > of
>> > Katrina, was George Bush's fault.
>>
>> "GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE!"
>
>
> Ick.
>
> The thread just went racist.
> Time to killfile it...... <sigh>


"PRESIDENT BUSH DOESN'T LIKE KILL FILES!!"