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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:10:39 -0500,
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>In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
>in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
>jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
>him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
>his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
>hurricane winds.
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>This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
>section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
>omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
>against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
>since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
>Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
>but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
>of the omulet smashing into his face.
>
>Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
>receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
>damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
>are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
>
>This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
>family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
>said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
>the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
>never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
>asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
>salvation.
>
>Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
>
Why did you omit the fact that his 7 year old daughter was
violentely raped by the Omulet and then her neck snapped like a
matchstick? I read that in numerous news sources so I know it is
true.
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