In article <cJ2%e.377793$_o.186872@attbi_s71>, Oscar_Lives
> wrote:

> > wrote in message
> ...
> > In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> > in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> > jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> > him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> > his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> > hurricane winds.
> >
> > This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> > section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> > omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> > against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> > since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> > Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> > but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> > of the omulet smashing into his face.
> >
> > Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> > receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> > damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> > are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
> >
> > This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> > family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> > said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> > the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> > never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> > asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> > salvation.
> >
> > Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
> >
>
>
> Those ****ing Democrats really **** me off.
>
>
Don't be deceived. This was never a news story; never printed; never
reported. It was a rumor of a rumor, originated in Arizona where many
were over-excited by the sight of all that water.