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Sherman wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:10:39 -0500,
> wrote:
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> >In the eye of hurricane Katrina, Michael Smithe was cooking an Omulet
> >in his New Orleans kitchen. Suddenly the omulet came to life and
> >jumped out of the frying pan, hitting Smithe in the face and knocking
> >him unconscious on his kitchen floor. The omulet then crashed thru
> >his kitchen window and was sucked out into the atmosphere by the
> >hurricane winds.
> >
> >This omulet was just discovered by the American Red Cross next to a
> >section of collapsed levee in the city. It is believed that this
> >omulet caused the collapse of that levee and charges have been filed
> >against Smithe. However, Smithe has been unable to defend himself,
> >since he was found near death on his kitchen floor six days after
> >Katrina destroyed the city. Smithe was not only extremely dehydrated,
> >but suffers severe facial damage and has lost his eyesight as a result
> >of the omulet smashing into his face.
> >
> >Smithe was able to briefly write his story on a piece of paper after
> >receiving surgery, telling doctors what caused his severe facial
> >damage, and ended by writing these words "Never trust an omulet, they
> >are dangerous and must be avoided at all costs".
> >
> >This story was just released by the doctors at the request of Smithe's
> >family, who feel that his message must be told to the world, and they
> >said that they are extremely sorry that their father was the cause of
> >the worst disaster in US history, but went on to say that Michael was
> >never a very good cook, and he did not do it intentionally. They
> >asked for forgiveness and said that they are asking the Lord for
> >salvation.
> >
> >Ralph Garcia - Wild News International
> >
>
> Why did you omit the fact that his 7 year old daughter was
> violentely raped by the Omulet and then her neck snapped like a
> matchstick? I read that in numerous news sources so I know it is
> true.
Well I heard it from a cousin who heard it from his friend who
overheard it in a diner. My evidence is better than yours.
Harry K
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