https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
spaghetti walked into a bar...

....And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
think we are - cannables?!?!"

THE END

-sw

On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>
> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>
> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>
> THE END
>
> -sw
>
IDIOT!
--
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On Monday, March 15, 2021 at 12:46:16 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>
> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>
> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>
> THE END
>
> -sw
>
G R O A N

On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>
> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>
> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>
> THE END
>
> -sw
>
Kind of lame but I congratulate you on the attempt. There's that bottle
of Pompeian Extra Virgin Olive Oil Gary doesn't like in the background.
Nice touch!

Jill

On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 19:43:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:

> On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>>
>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>
>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>>
>> THE END

>>
> Kind of lame but I congratulate you on the attempt.

Lame? That's two jokes in one! You and Joann just didn't get it.
Hrmph!

> There's that bottle
> of Pompeian Extra Virgin Olive Oil Gary doesn't like in the background.
> Nice touch!

Yes, that's Gary - the bartender.

-sw

On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 16:24:01 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

> On Monday, March 15, 2021 at 12:46:16 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>>
>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>
>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>>
>> THE END
>>
> G R O A N

You, Jill, and the canning forum moderators on reddit apparently
don't appreciate the work that goes into a wholly original pun. And
that was even two puns in one - I put four days into that one!

-sw

On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 21:51:20 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 19:43:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>>>
>>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>>
>>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>>>
>>> THE END
>
>>>
>> Kind of lame but I congratulate you on the attempt.
>
> Lame? That's two jokes in one! You and Joann just didn't get it.
> Hrmph!
>
>> There's that bottle
>> of Pompeian Extra Virgin Olive Oil Gary doesn't like in the background.
>> Nice touch!
>
> Yes, that's Gary - the bartender.

And JFTR, I hadn't actually thought of the joke yet until after I
upload the picture to my computer. I was going to post something
totally different. Those cans sat on the counter like that for ways
(without the empty bottle of EVOO - I just keep that for photo's
sake)

-sw

On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>
> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>
> ....And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>
> THE END
>
> -sw

Bennett Cerf might be proud...

On Monday, March 15, 2021 at 9:55:49 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
>
> On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 16:24:01 -0700 (PDT),
> wrote:
> >
> > G R O A N
> >
> You, Jill, and the canning forum moderators on reddit apparently
> don't appreciate the work that goes into a wholly original pun. And
> that was even two puns in one - I put four days into that one!
>
> -sw
>
Yes, you did good, settle down. Good boy.

On 2021 Mar 15, , Sqwertz wrote
(in article >):

> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg

My all-time favorite canned spaghetti isn´t available anymore.
Franco-American.

> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>
> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
> think we are - cannables?!?!"

Your joke would have been funnier with Franco-American.
I miss Franco-American Spaghetti and Meatballs. Thanks for reminding me.

leo

On 3/15/2021 10:51 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 19:43:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>>>
>>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>>
>>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>>>
>>> THE END
>
>>>
>> Kind of lame but I congratulate you on the attempt.
>
> Lame? That's two jokes in one! You and Joann just didn't get it.
> Hrmph!
>
>> There's that bottle
>> of Pompeian Extra Virgin Olive Oil Gary doesn't like in the background.
>> Nice touch!
>
> Yes, that's Gary - the bartender.

If I was a bartender, my drink mixes would be as tasteless as that
worthless bottle of EVOO.

I'm still waiting for mine to turn rancid and maybe acquire some kind of
taste.

On Tue, 16 Mar 2021 01:01:13 -0700, Leo wrote:

> On 2021 Mar 15, , Sqwertz wrote
> (in article >):
>
>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>
> My all-time favorite canned spaghetti isn´t available anymore.
> Franco-American.
>
>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>
>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>
> Your joke would have been funnier with Franco-American.
> I miss Franco-American Spaghetti and Meatballs. Thanks for reminding me.

They were absorbed by Campbells and SpaghettiO's. Have you tried
the SpaghettiO's with meatballs? I got a one a few months ago at
Walgreens and drank it at the bus stop. It was packed full of
meatballs - I think they made a mistake. So did I for not using a
spoon.

-sw

Sqwertz wrote:
> Have you tried
> the SpaghettiO's with meatballs? I got a one a few months ago at
> Walgreens and drank it at the bus stop. It was packed full of
> meatballs - I think they made a mistake. So did I for not using a
> spoon.

Back in the early 1970's I rarely cooked. No time for that nonsense.
I used to like plain Spaghettio's then. I liked them right out of the
can at room temperature. If you heated them, they turned too soupy.