On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 21:51:20 -0500, Sqwertz wrote:

> On Mon, 15 Mar 2021 19:43:37 -0400, jmcquown wrote:
>
>> On 3/15/2021 1:46 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
>>> https://i.postimg.cc/g2pSgfpc/3-Canned-Spaghetti.jpg
>>>
>>> It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Three cans of
>>> spaghetti walked into a bar...
>>>
>>> ...And the bartender Gary says, "Special Tonight! 2 beers and a
>>> plate of lasagna for $5". And the three spaghettis say, "Who do you
>>> think we are - cannables?!?!"
>>>
>>> THE END
>
>>>
>> Kind of lame but I congratulate you on the attempt.
>
> Lame? That's two jokes in one! You and Joann just didn't get it.
> Hrmph!
>
>> There's that bottle
>> of Pompeian Extra Virgin Olive Oil Gary doesn't like in the background.
>> Nice touch!
>
> Yes, that's Gary - the bartender.

And JFTR, I hadn't actually thought of the joke yet until after I
upload the picture to my computer. I was going to post something
totally different. Those cans sat on the counter like that for ways
(without the empty bottle of EVOO - I just keep that for photo's
sake)

-sw