Thought you might get a "guffaw" out of this one.

Watching a movie the other night. A flight attendant was
hoping to get assigned to the USA-Paris flights.

Instead she was assigned to domestic flights to Cleveland.

When she told a coworker how disappointed she was, he said,
"Oh don't worry. Cleveland is just as nice as Paris
except everyone there weighs an extra 30 pounds."

lol

On Thu, 03 Oct 2019 09:16:30 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Thought you might get a "guffaw" out of this one.
>
>Watching a movie the other night. A flight attendant was
>hoping to get assigned to the USA-Paris flights.
>
>Instead she was assigned to domestic flights to Cleveland.
>
>When she told a coworker how disappointed she was, he said,
>"Oh don't worry. Cleveland is just as nice as Paris
>except everyone there weighs an extra 30 pounds."
>
>lol

lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.

I don't watch many American movies, but I saw Cult of Chucky the other
day. Chucky reminded me of Sqwertz.

Bruce presented the following explanation :
> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>
French rifle for sale, never fired and
only dropped twice.

Casa de Masa wrote:
>
> Bruce presented the following explanation :
> > lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
> >
> French rifle for sale, never fired and
> only dropped twice.

http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg

On Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:20:56 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Casa de Masa wrote:
>>
>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>> > lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>> >
>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>> only dropped twice.
>
> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg

I'd have liked to see the English if they'd had an open land border
with the Germans in those days. Or the Americans. It's easy for yoose
to talk

It also has nothing to do with the fact that the French call the US
the Land of the Fat People

Bruce pretended :
> On Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:20:56 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Casa de Masa wrote:
>>>
>>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>>>> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>>>>
>>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>>> only dropped twice.
>>
>> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg
>
> I'd have liked to see the English if they'd had an open land border
> with the Germans in those days. Or the Americans. It's easy for yoose
> to talk
>
> It also has nothing to do with the fact that the French call the US
> the Land of the Fat People
>
So, I call you the butthurt Aussie wankstain, and
it's a fitting description.

Gary was thinking very hard :
> Casa de Masa wrote:
>>
>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>>> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>>>
>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>> only dropped twice.
>
> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg
>
Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't?
Well don't feel bad no one else has either.