Thought you might get a "guffaw" out of this one.

Watching a movie the other night. A flight attendant was
hoping to get assigned to the USA-Paris flights.

Instead she was assigned to domestic flights to Cleveland.

When she told a coworker how disappointed she was, he said,
"Oh don't worry. Cleveland is just as nice as Paris
except everyone there weighs an extra 30 pounds."

lol