For Bruce
 

Thought you might get a "guffaw" out of this one.

Watching a movie the other night. A flight attendant was
hoping to get assigned to the USA-Paris flights.

Instead she was assigned to domestic flights to Cleveland.

When she told a coworker how disappointed she was, he said,
"Oh don't worry. Cleveland is just as nice as Paris
except everyone there weighs an extra 30 pounds."

lol :)

For Bruce
 

On Thu, 03 Oct 2019 09:16:30 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Thought you might get a "guffaw" out of this one.
>
>Watching a movie the other night. A flight attendant was
>hoping to get assigned to the USA-Paris flights.
>
>Instead she was assigned to domestic flights to Cleveland.
>
>When she told a coworker how disappointed she was, he said,
>"Oh don't worry. Cleveland is just as nice as Paris
>except everyone there weighs an extra 30 pounds."
>
>lol :)

lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.

I don't watch many American movies, but I saw Cult of Chucky the other
day. Chucky reminded me of Sqwertz.

For Bruce
 

Bruce presented the following explanation :
> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>
French rifle for sale, never fired and
only dropped twice.

For Bruce
 

Casa de Masa wrote:
>
> Bruce presented the following explanation :
> > lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
> >
> French rifle for sale, never fired and
> only dropped twice.

http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg

For Bruce
 

On Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:20:56 -0400, Gary > wrote:

>Casa de Masa wrote:
>>
>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>> > lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>> >
>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>> only dropped twice.
>
> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg

I'd have liked to see the English if they'd had an open land border
with the Germans in those days. Or the Americans. It's easy for yoose
to talk :)

It also has nothing to do with the fact that the French call the US
the Land of the Fat People :)

For Bruce
 

Bruce pretended :
> On Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:20:56 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>
>> Casa de Masa wrote:
>>>
>>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>>>> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>>>>
>>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>>> only dropped twice.
>>
>> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg
>
> I'd have liked to see the English if they'd had an open land border
> with the Germans in those days. Or the Americans. It's easy for yoose
> to talk :)
>
> It also has nothing to do with the fact that the French call the US
> the Land of the Fat People :)
>
So, I call you the butthurt Aussie wankstain, and
it's a fitting description.

For Bruce
 

Gary was thinking very hard :
> Casa de Masa wrote:
>>
>> Bruce presented the following explanation :
>>> lol The French call the US The Land of the Fat People.
>>>
>> French rifle for sale, never fired and
>> only dropped twice.
>
> http://messybeast.com/dragonqueen/fr...fsurrender.jpg
>
Did you hear about the brave Frenchman? Oh you didn't?
Well don't feel bad no one else has either.