Jeßus wrote:
>
>I'm no prude, but why is Bwrrryan so fixated on posting about sex and/or
>masturbation all the time? It's like Bwrrryan tries to segue the topic into
>just about any thread at all, regardless of the topic at hand (no pun
>intended!). There's something not quite right there and reading Bwrrryan's
>posts (or maybe reading between his lines) on the subject gives me the
>creeps, to be honest. Like I said, something not quite right with it
>all.

Fag and insecure go gland in glove puppet.... Bwrrrryan is obviously
in a midlife Queer Quisis.

"jmcquown" wrote in message ...

I read the preview of Bryan's book and yep, there are a hell of a lot of
commas. He must have had a very shoddy editor.

Jill
-------------------------------------------

I started reading it at work then realized I was logged into my company's
Amazon account. Ugh!!!
I hope we don’t get recommendations based on it.

On Thursday, December 4, 2014 10:24:29 PM UTC-5, Sqwertz wrote:
> On Thu, 04 Dec 2014 12:17:03 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>
> > On 12/4/2014 11:38 AM, rosie wrote:
> >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:28:40 AM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> >>> You can even preview it.
> >>>
> >>> http://www.amazon.com/Winters-Presen.../dp/B00QJPEI6M
> >>>
> >>> How bizarre this is. If you'd told me two years ago...
> >>>
> >>> --Bryan
> >>
> >> Wow I bet you are thrilled ! I shall have to read it. Thanks
> >>
> > Rosie, you really should preview the book.
>
> OK, so I read a little of it. Obviously Bryan thinks he's the 'James
> Bond of stripper club customers'. The dialog is totally unrealistic
> and the scene is factually inaccurate. Full nudity is illegal in
> Missouri strip clubs, no touching is allowed between employees and
> patrons, no alcohol may be served, patrons must be 6 feet away from
> the stage, and dancers must be at least 21 years of age - all of which
> he's contradicted in the first couple pages.
>
> Couldn't bear to read it any more. So far it reads like a big ego
> stroke.

How do YOU know so much about those places? : ))

How's the grammar, sentence construction --basic stuff like that. I am sure it's no Steinbeck-move-over work, but would you read it if stuck, say, on an elevator for hours?

On Thursday, December 4, 2014 11:18:52 PM UTC-5, Janet Wilder wrote:

>
> I left all the "our" spellings as in neighbour, but where there was an
> 's' rather than a 'z' in words such as realize, I replaced the s with a z.
>
> Americans can read the "u" in British spellings without doing a mental
> "whoa", but the 's' is strange and jogs the reader from the flow of the
> words.

'Ey, half of 'em wouldn't notice the difference.

On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
now about you. Well done.
>
> Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the age
> when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it decides
> *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But hey,
> there are drugs for that.

It it's nice that you appreciate the morning woody but had to break it
to you.. the morning "excitement" is more of an impediment to the first
morning pee.

On Wednesday, December 10, 2014 5:27:51 PM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Wednesday, December 10, 2014 5:13:07 PM UTC-6, jmcquown wrote:
> > On 12/4/2014 10:24 PM, Sqwertz wrote:
> > > On Thu, 04 Dec 2014 12:17:03 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
> > >
> > >> On 12/4/2014 11:38 AM, rosie wrote:
> > >>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:28:40 AM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> > >>>> You can even preview it.
> > >>>>
> > >>>> http://www.amazon.com/Winters-Presen.../dp/B00QJPEI6M
> > >>>>
> > >>>> How bizarre this is. If you'd told me two years ago...
> > >>>>
> > >>>> --Bryan
> > >>>
> > >>> Wow I bet you are thrilled ! I shall have to read it. Thanks
> > >>>
> > >> Rosie, you really should preview the book.
> > >
> > > OK, so I read a little of it. Obviously Bryan thinks he's the 'James
> > > Bond of stripper club customers'.
> > (snippage)
> > >
> > > Couldn't bear to read it any more. So far it reads like a big ego
> > > stroke.
> > >
> > > -sw
> > >
> > I'm sure he was stroking something when he wrote it. Typing one-handed
> > no doubt induced all the commas.
> <
> Jill McQuown imagines me masturbating. You have joined Sheldon in the "Thinks
> About Bryan's Penis Club." You nasty old crone. I never imagine *you* having
> any sort of sex.
> >
> > Jill
>
> --Bryan

wow I need to read these other books faster so I can get to the juicy one !!!

"Jeßus" > wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 18:17:39 -0000, Janet > wrote:
>
>>In article >, says...
>>>
>>> "jmcquown" > wrote in message
>>> ...
>>>
>>> > Should Bryan stop posting about his sexuality? YES.
>>>
>>> Like the tree falling in the forest, if you don't read his posts about
>>> his
>>> sexuality, is he really posting about it? LOL
>>
>> Bryan's wood is so dead it's just a matter of time until someone
>>tosses a match into his undergrowth
>
> Now there's quite a visual, heh

LOL, isn't it just.

Cheri

On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:40:35 PM UTC-6, rosie wrote:
>
>
> wow I need to read these other books faster so I can get to the
juicy one !!!
>
I'd like to think that some folks will find the book erotic, but above
all, it's about love, and the characters don't find sex the least bit
embarrassing. An excerpt:

"'...Winter is good. She's *good*. She didn't call herself Queen of
Sex,' Ann snickered, 'though she could have. Put it together. She called
herself the Queen of Love...'"

Winter's non-sexual love for her mother is as central to her story as any
sexual love.

I didn't ask anyone to pay for the book, and made it clear that it will be
free on Dec. 21, but since you did pay (thank you), you don't have to wait
for the "juicy" stuff.

--Bryan

On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> now about you. Well done.
> >
> > Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the age
> > when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it decides
> > *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But hey,
> > there are drugs for that.
>
To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My servitude
to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in the
end.
>
> It it's nice that you appreciate the morning woody but had to break it
> to you.. the morning "excitement" is more of an impediment to the first
> morning pee.

Erections certainly do make urination difficult. We USAans have an
expression, "Think about baseball," that pertains to delaying premature
ejaculation, but if you take it to the extreme of thinking about the catcher
for the Blue Jays, or the Ottowa Senators' goalie's jock strap, any
"excitement" should soon vanish.

Did I use too many commas?

--Bryan

On 12/11/2014 8:37 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> now about you. Well done.
>>>
>>> Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the age
>>> when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it decides
>>> *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But hey,
>>> there are drugs for that.
>>
> To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
> might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My servitude
> to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in the
> end.

Saw this on another NG:

A poem by Willie Nelson

The younger generation may not know it but
at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the
year.

Such songs as "Hello Wall", "Crazy" sung by
Patsy Cline, "Funny how Time Slips Away"
and a host of other favorites.

He is also a well recognized poet in his own
circle of friends.

Whether or not you are a country music fan,
these are truly the words of a deep thinker.

So simple, yet so profound! Read the words
of wisdom from that famous philosopher,
Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer,
on his 80th birthday.

Only a man with such wisdom and maturity
could be so concise and succinct in phrasing
his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!

> wrote in message
...
> On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 21:48:08 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>
>>On 12/11/2014 8:37 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>>> On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>> now about you. Well done.
>>>>>
>>>>> Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the
>>>>> age
>>>>> when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it
>>>>> decides
>>>>> *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But
>>>>> hey,
>>>>> there are drugs for that.
>>>>
>>> To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
>>> might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My
>>> servitude
>>> to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in
>>> the
>>> end.
>>
>>Saw this on another NG:
>>
>>A poem by Willie Nelson
>>
>>The younger generation may not know it but
>>at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the
>>year.
>>
>>Such songs as "Hello Wall", "Crazy" sung by
>>Patsy Cline, "Funny how Time Slips Away"
>>and a host of other favorites.
>>
>>He is also a well recognized poet in his own
>>circle of friends.
>>
>>Whether or not you are a country music fan,
>>these are truly the words of a deep thinker.
>>
>>So simple, yet so profound! Read the words
>>of wisdom from that famous philosopher,
>>Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer,
>>on his 80th birthday.
>>
>>Only a man with such wisdom and maturity
>>could be so concise and succinct in phrasing
>>his feelings at this turning point in his life.
>>
>>"I have outlived my pecker."
>> A Poem - by Willie Nelson
>>
>>My nookie days are over,
>>My pilot light is out.
>>What used to be my pride and joy,
>>Is now my water spout.
>>
>>Time was when, on its own accord,
>> From my trousers it would spring.
>>But now I've got a full time job,
>>To find the friggin thing.
>>
>>It used to be embarrassing,
>>The way it would behave.
>>For every single morning,
>>It would stand and watch me shave.
>>
>>Now as old age approaches,
>>It sure gives me the blues.
>>To see it hang its little head,
>>And watch me tie my shoes!!
>>
>>
> That's funny ! Bears out what Bette Davis said applies to men also -
>
> "Old age is no place for sissies"

True I still love the old Willie Nelson stuff.

--
http://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/shop/

OK - I gave it a two minute shot. Ho-hum dialogue. Same old subject, predicate, subject, predicate. Pulitzer material it is not. I won't even comment on plot.

Hell, your posts to this group are more interesting and certainly better written.

On Tuesday, December 16, 2014 8:59:59 AM UTC-6, Kalmia wrote:
> OK - I gave it a two minute shot. Ho-hum dialogue. Same old subject, predicate, subject, predicate. Pulitzer material it is not. I won't even comment on plot.
>
> Hell, your posts to this group are more interesting and certainly better written.

To whom is this post addressed? Not that I give a crap, I'm just bored.

On Friday, December 19, 2014 4:22:27 AM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 4 Dec 2014 14:43:57 -0800 (PST), Bryan-TGWWW
> > wrote:
>
> >On Thursday, December 4, 2014 3:53:51 PM UTC-6, wrote:
> >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:40:17 PM UTC-5, Pico Rico wrote:
> >> > "graham" > wrote in message
> >> > ...
> >> > > On 04/12/2014 2:20 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> >> > >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 2:32:44 PM UTC-6, Janet Wilder wrote:
> >> > >>> On 12/4/2014 12:26 PM, Pico Rico wrote:
> >> > >>>> "rosie" > wrote in message
> >> > >>>> ...
> >> > >>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:28:40 AM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> >> > >>>>>> You can even preview it.
> >> > >>>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/Winters-Presen.../dp/B00QJPEI6M
> >> > >>>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> How bizarre this is. If you'd told me two years ago...
> >> > >>>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> --Bryan
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> Wow I bet you are thrilled ! I shall have to read it. Thanks
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> Seems that he got paid by the comma.
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> I have been editing manuscripts for a local publisher these past 6
> >> > >>> months and I firmly believe that there are many authors who did not show
> >> > >>> up for comma and apostrophe lessons in English class.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> Correcting commas and apostrophes is about 90% of my editing.
> >> > >>>
> >> > >> I am, perhaps, a little comma heavy in my dialog, but natural pauses in
> >> > >> speech deserve commas.
> >> > >>
> >> >
> >> > I agree but now, I think you, have a breathing, problem.
> >>
> >Commas are not for breathing pauses, but for many other things. When a
> >character changes facial expression or vocal tone after a phrase, a comma
> >is sometimes, or often, indicated. Dialog isn't formal writing.
>
> Better be careful with your interpunction:
>
> <http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/dec/18/amazon-book-hyphens-graeme-reynolds-high-moor-2-moonstruck>
>
I was amused by the comment near the end, where one dude seemed to think
that bodies have two livers and one kidney, rather than the other way
around.

In less than 18 hours, 2:00 AM Central time, the price for the book goes
to $0.00 for 24 hours.

http://www.cleveland.com/datacentral..._of_winte.html
>
> --
> Bruce

--Bryan

Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Friday, December 19, 2014 4:22:27 AM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
>> On Thu, 4 Dec 2014 14:43:57 -0800 (PST), Bryan-TGWWW
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >On Thursday, December 4, 2014 3:53:51 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>> >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:40:17 PM UTC-5, Pico Rico wrote:
>> >> > "graham" > wrote in message
>> >> > ...
>> >> > > On 04/12/2014 2:20 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>> >> > >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 2:32:44 PM UTC-6, Janet Wilder wrote:
>> >> > >>> On 12/4/2014 12:26 PM, Pico Rico wrote:
>> >> > >>>> "rosie" > wrote in message
>> >> > >>>> ...
>> >> > >>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:28:40 AM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>> >> > >>>>>> You can even preview it.
>> >> > >>>>>>
>> >> > >>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/Winters-Presen.../dp/B00QJPEI6M
>> >> > >>>>>>
>> >> > >>>>>> How bizarre this is. If you'd told me two years ago...
>> >> > >>>>>>
>> >> > >>>>>> --Bryan
>> >> > >>>>>
>> >> > >>>>> Wow I bet you are thrilled ! I shall have to read it. Thanks
>> >> > >>>>
>> >> > >>>> Seems that he got paid by the comma.
>> >> > >>>>
>> >> > >>>>
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>> I have been editing manuscripts for a local publisher these past 6
>> >> > >>> months and I firmly believe that there are many authors who did not show
>> >> > >>> up for comma and apostrophe lessons in English class.
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >>> Correcting commas and apostrophes is about 90% of my editing.
>> >> > >>>
>> >> > >> I am, perhaps, a little comma heavy in my dialog, but natural pauses in
>> >> > >> speech deserve commas.
>> >> > >>
>> >> >
>> >> > I agree but now, I think you, have a breathing, problem.
>> >>
>> >Commas are not for breathing pauses, but for many other things. When a
>> >character changes facial expression or vocal tone after a phrase, a comma
>> >is sometimes, or often, indicated. Dialog isn't formal writing.
>>
>> Better be careful with your interpunction:
>>
>> <http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/dec/18/amazon-book-hyphens-graeme-reynolds-high-moor-2-moonstruck>
>>
> I was amused by the comment near the end, where one dude seemed to think
> that bodies have two livers and one kidney, rather than the other way
> around.
>
> In less than 18 hours, 2:00 AM Central time, the price for the book goes
> to $0.00 for 24 hours.
>
> http://www.cleveland.com/datacentral..._of_winte.html
>>
>> --
>> Bruce
>
> --Bryan

something to look forward to!

On Sun, 21 Dec 2014 03:32:00 +0000 (UTC), tert in seattle
> wrote:

>Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>> On Friday, December 19, 2014 4:22:27 AM UTC-6, Bruce wrote:
>>> On Thu, 4 Dec 2014 14:43:57 -0800 (PST), Bryan-TGWWW
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>> >On Thursday, December 4, 2014 3:53:51 PM UTC-6, wrote:
>>> >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:40:17 PM UTC-5, Pico Rico wrote:
>>> >> > "graham" > wrote in message
>>> >> > ...
>>> >> > > On 04/12/2014 2:20 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>>> >> > >> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 2:32:44 PM UTC-6, Janet Wilder wrote:
>>> >> > >>> On 12/4/2014 12:26 PM, Pico Rico wrote:
>>> >> > >>>> "rosie" > wrote in message
>>> >> > >>>> ...
>>> >> > >>>>> On Thursday, December 4, 2014 4:28:40 AM UTC-6, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>>> >> > >>>>>> You can even preview it.
>>> >> > >>>>>>
>>> >> > >>>>>> http://www.amazon.com/Winters-Presen.../dp/B00QJPEI6M
>>> >> > >>>>>>
>>> >> > >>>>>> How bizarre this is. If you'd told me two years ago...
>>> >> > >>>>>>
>>> >> > >>>>>> --Bryan
>>> >> > >>>>>
>>> >> > >>>>> Wow I bet you are thrilled ! I shall have to read it. Thanks
>>> >> > >>>>
>>> >> > >>>> Seems that he got paid by the comma.
>>> >> > >>>>
>>> >> > >>>>
>>> >> > >>>
>>> >> > >>> I have been editing manuscripts for a local publisher these past 6
>>> >> > >>> months and I firmly believe that there are many authors who did not show
>>> >> > >>> up for comma and apostrophe lessons in English class.
>>> >> > >>>
>>> >> > >>> Correcting commas and apostrophes is about 90% of my editing.
>>> >> > >>>
>>> >> > >> I am, perhaps, a little comma heavy in my dialog, but natural pauses in
>>> >> > >> speech deserve commas.
>>> >> > >>
>>> >> >
>>> >> > I agree but now, I think you, have a breathing, problem.
>>> >>
>>> >Commas are not for breathing pauses, but for many other things. When a
>>> >character changes facial expression or vocal tone after a phrase, a comma
>>> >is sometimes, or often, indicated. Dialog isn't formal writing.
>>>
>>> Better be careful with your interpunction:
>>>
>>> <http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2014/dec/18/amazon-book-hyphens-graeme-reynolds-high-moor-2-moonstruck>
>>>
>> I was amused by the comment near the end, where one dude seemed to think
>> that bodies have two livers and one kidney, rather than the other way
>> around.
>>
>> In less than 18 hours, 2:00 AM Central time, the price for the book goes
>> to $0.00 for 24 hours.
>>
>> http://www.cleveland.com/datacentral...of_summer.html
>>>
>>> --
>>> Bruce
>>
>> --Bryan
>
>something to look forward to!

I just watched the news, and there was no mention of this?!?!?

"Jeßus" > wrote in message
...

>>> In less than 18 hours, 2:00 AM Central time, the price for the book goes
>>> to $0.00 for 24 hours.
>>>
>>> http://www.cleveland.com/datacentral...of_summer.html
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Bruce

>>something to look forward to!
>
> I just watched the news, and there was no mention of this?!?!?\