On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
> now about you. Well done.
> >
> > Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the age
> > when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it decides
> > *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But hey,
> > there are drugs for that.
>
To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My servitude
to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in the
end.
>
> It it's nice that you appreciate the morning woody but had to break it
> to you.. the morning "excitement" is more of an impediment to the first
> morning pee.

Erections certainly do make urination difficult. We USAans have an
expression, "Think about baseball," that pertains to delaying premature
ejaculation, but if you take it to the extreme of thinking about the catcher
for the Blue Jays, or the Ottowa Senators' goalie's jock strap, any
"excitement" should soon vanish.

Did I use too many commas?

--Bryan