On 12/11/2014 8:37 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
> On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>> now about you. Well done.
>>>
>>> Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the age
>>> when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it decides
>>> *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But hey,
>>> there are drugs for that.
>>
> To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
> might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My servitude
> to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in the
> end.

Saw this on another NG:

A poem by Willie Nelson

The younger generation may not know it but
at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the
year.

Such songs as "Hello Wall", "Crazy" sung by
Patsy Cline, "Funny how Time Slips Away"
and a host of other favorites.

He is also a well recognized poet in his own
circle of friends.

Whether or not you are a country music fan,
these are truly the words of a deep thinker.

So simple, yet so profound! Read the words
of wisdom from that famous philosopher,
Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer,
on his 80th birthday.

Only a man with such wisdom and maturity
could be so concise and succinct in phrasing
his feelings at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!!