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> On Thu, 11 Dec 2014 21:48:08 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
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>>On 12/11/2014 8:37 PM, Bryan-TGWWW wrote:
>>> On Thursday, December 11, 2014 4:25:00 PM UTC-6, Dave Smith wrote:
>>>> On 2014-12-11 9:07 AM, jmcquown wrote:
>>>> now about you. Well done.
>>>>>
>>>>> Very true, JeBus. I wonder what will happen when Bryan reaches the
>>>>> age
>>>>> when his penis isn't the center of the universe? God forbid it
>>>>> decides
>>>>> *not* to stand at attention other than the first morning pee! But
>>>>> hey,
>>>>> there are drugs for that.
>>>>
>>> To paraphrase the King of Men, "A day may come when [my bodily functions
>>> might diminish, and in fact, cease], but it is not this day." My
>>> servitude
>>> to the Queen of Love continues to be rewarded, but death takes us all in
>>> the
>>> end.
>>
>>Saw this on another NG:
>>
>>A poem by Willie Nelson
>>
>>The younger generation may not know it but
>>at one time Willie Nelson was songwriter of the
>>year.
>>
>>Such songs as "Hello Wall", "Crazy" sung by
>>Patsy Cline, "Funny how Time Slips Away"
>>and a host of other favorites.
>>
>>He is also a well recognized poet in his own
>>circle of friends.
>>
>>Whether or not you are a country music fan,
>>these are truly the words of a deep thinker.
>>
>>So simple, yet so profound! Read the words
>>of wisdom from that famous philosopher,
>>Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer,
>>on his 80th birthday.
>>
>>Only a man with such wisdom and maturity
>>could be so concise and succinct in phrasing
>>his feelings at this turning point in his life.
>>
>>"I have outlived my pecker."
>> A Poem - by Willie Nelson
>>
>>My nookie days are over,
>>My pilot light is out.
>>What used to be my pride and joy,
>>Is now my water spout.
>>
>>Time was when, on its own accord,
>> From my trousers it would spring.
>>But now I've got a full time job,
>>To find the friggin thing.
>>
>>It used to be embarrassing,
>>The way it would behave.
>>For every single morning,
>>It would stand and watch me shave.
>>
>>Now as old age approaches,
>>It sure gives me the blues.
>>To see it hang its little head,
>>And watch me tie my shoes!!
>>
>>
> That's funny ! Bears out what Bette Davis said applies to men also -
>
> "Old age is no place for sissies"

True I still love the old Willie Nelson stuff.

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